The Hobbit Fandom Is So Beautiful:

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

Whenever I read fanfic about Thorin getting sooo angry at Kili for wanting to marry Tauriel I cant help but picture Fili talking to his uncle one-on-one and telling him “you do realize as soon as I’m king I’ll let them get married right 😐 you’re only delaying the inevitable you know that right 😐”

failed courtship

You are change thorin. [bagginshield baby]

Ok so

I love Dís

I love how everyone has decided that she's the most competent Durin out of her family and has the Durin Brain cell whos not afraid of tell Thorin to fuck off and make fun of him

I love that for her

But

I think it would be really funny if she does lose all of that it when it comes to love

Which means....she gives bad courting advice

She boasts about how she manages to marry her One

But imagine her husband is the only one who knows how embarrassing bad it was but he loves her anyway so he didn't comment on it to not hurt her feelings and

Well

Now imagine this

Thorin comes to Dís for advice on how to court Bilbo cuz who else can he ask because she's the only one (aside from Gloin and he's not asking Gloin when he should have) who's married

She gives him advice of what she did for her late husband and he follows that

Cue to Bilbo being very very confused

It’s 2am idk

i offer some silly nwalin in these trying times