I Got 99 Problems And If I Stopped Overthinking Things And Calmed The Fuck Down And Stopped Being Such

James: my child is completely fine.

Lily: which one?

James: idk but atleast one of them has to be

{ james was in fact wrong. }

James: Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.

Peter: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Sirius: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.

Remus: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a freaking smoothie.

Lily: And we were talking about how to make a cake-

reblog if you would like a hug from Remus Lupin

*birthday letter reading time*

Remus:'happy birthday, Moony!

thanks for being such a nuisance...?'

Remus:'Noble Unique Insanely-Sexy Attractive Nice Cute Eloquent'...

Sirius: haha who could've wrote that amazingly written letter....

reblog if you want a hug from remus lupin

happy birthday to the love of my life james potter <3

Sirius : do you consider yourself a morning bird or night owl ?

Remus : i don't really enjoy being alive at any time during the day, thank you very much.

James: *admiring lily* I'd pay her to slap me

The rest of the marauders: We would too.

the amount of pride i have for knowing and loving andrew garfield before nwh is concerning

Regulus: I am sorry I hurt your "feelings"

Sirius: I'd be more comforted if you didn't put 'feelings' in air quotes