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James: Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.

Peter: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Sirius: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.

Remus: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a freaking smoothie.

Lily: And we were talking about how to make a cake-

being a girl is like I'm gonna kill myself

Sirius: Am i right, Remus?

Remus: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.

Regulus: I am sorry I hurt your "feelings"

Sirius: I'd be more comforted if you didn't put 'feelings' in air quotes

Regulus: why are you on top of the fridge

James: I CAN STAND WHEREVER I WANT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Regulus: where is the spider ?

James: ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ

i got 99 problems and if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky anxious little shit it would solve 99 of them

Remus: Why can’t you just say phrases correctly?!

Sirius: Well aren’t you just a ray of sunscreen

2016 was 5 years ago.

Sirius: do you think drinking thirty-six cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would i just die

Remus: ...

Remus: im on my way

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