Calling Someone Or Groups Of People “narcissists” Says Way More About You Than About Anyone Else

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they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

feels weird being like. yeah i think boobs and ass and penis are cool, no i do not want to physically interact sexually with a person, but also i'll like platonically honk your boob or hog or whatever with the same level of seriousness as like giving you a high five

Mongolian throat singing on that dick

You’re like a little ant I’m gonna put you in my toothbrush so you think you’re stuck in the woods but everyone will know that you aren’t and they’ll laugh at you

I’m the type of guy who likes jokes and fun. Holler if you want me 🤑

I just think it would be so awesome sauce if there was a secret underground commune hidden under an old abandoned subway system that were born without feet and only drank horse milk but sadly this is only a hypothetical PURELY FICTIONAL. DO NOT look for the commune it DOES NOT EXIST and if you try to find it you’ll look really silly and everyone will point and laugh!!! Again not real

i have a having a nice time kink the warmth of a friend's laughter fetish i'm a smile slut a kindness dump

sorry to have to tell you this but if a stranger comes to your inbox or slides in your DMs asking you for your money with some sob story, no matter how tragic and convincing the story is, they are a scammer — especially if the story is obviously copied and pasted, formatted in the exact same way as the other 100 bots in your inbox