Did My Very First T Injection Today

feels weird being like. yeah i think boobs and ass and penis are cool, no i do not want to physically interact sexually with a person, but also i'll like platonically honk your boob or hog or whatever with the same level of seriousness as like giving you a high five

I want you to leave me at the bottom of a deep, long abandoned well with a viscous and diseased poisonous snake and then slowly fill the well with water

Creamy dinner:phallic breakfast

The door door to door salesman and the door knob door to door salesman ahould be required to have an oiled up testicular torsion-off to the death in my living room in order to fairly decide who gets to install the door into the frame (they keep the hinges and screws behind their little ears)

Markiplier in the reverse bear trap

you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

You’re like a little ant I’m gonna put you in my toothbrush so you think you’re stuck in the woods but everyone will know that you aren’t and they’ll laugh at you

I just think it would be so awesome sauce if there was a secret underground commune hidden under an old abandoned subway system that were born without feet and only drank horse milk but sadly this is only a hypothetical PURELY FICTIONAL. DO NOT look for the commune it DOES NOT EXIST and if you try to find it you’ll look really silly and everyone will point and laugh!!! Again not real

i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.