I Was Today Years Old When I Learned That You Can Rub Your Crotch Until Something Really Good Happans

losing isn't enough i want emilia perez to be shot in the street like a dog

Going all willy-nilly on that dick

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

I want you to leave me at the bottom of a deep, long abandoned well with a viscous and diseased poisonous snake and then slowly fill the well with water

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

Dark Gabe

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

Omg I just i think i just I

fuck everyone who's started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone

Who is this jersey Mike and why’s he got so many subs

They’re playing some fire ass Italian music in this Olive Garden bathroom