Tiny People Problem

i don't wanna google this. i want interactions

i like this ,but i have a little change in this because i also like the silly vision of logan adapting to technology.

so maybe he was illiterate till the few months leading upto ww1 . some general or leader at the camp recognizes logan's potential even though he might he one of the delinquent soldiers expected to die first because they were illiterate/ kinda dumb (low economic class).

said leader, puts in the effort to teach logan even though logan has un-diagnosed learning disabilities. logan doesn't have much faith 'cuz he had tried before but failed miserably.

the leader somehow succeeds; kind of becomes a role model for logan , logan now has some hope that he can be MORE than what he was before. (from this point forward he does shit, becomes highly qualified soldier, does secret government work--- this is his 'good soldier' era). after ww1 he stays with the leader, leader takes him under his wing, logan ends up pursuing higher education (something useful to make weapons, field stuff maybe chemistry and maths ?)

ww2 comes by this fellow is a secret soldier doing what not. rest of the plot bullshit happens. mindwipes happen, he's with the x men and something like @sniktwolverine described above. this man now has to get his education all over again.

he tries going to school but hates, hates it, even though he freaking lives at one. ultimately all the x men are his teachers for some subject. he even learns some shit from the kids by asking questions.

hell this scene would be so funny/sweet animated

could somebody write a fic or make some art if they feel like it :-)

im a firm believer that logan is completely illiterate. like, he cant read at all, and cant write either. he doesnt have a phone for this reason; everyone thinks hes just being an Old Guy but he genuinely cannot get any of the information being conveyed to him on a phone. no one, not even the telepaths, realize this until hank hands logan a note one day and logan goes, "i cant read this."

and everyone's like, "why?" assuming the handwriting might just be hard to decipher or too small or smudged or something.

and logan says, "i cant read."

it takes three hours for him to convince everyone he's serious

new x men tv show

Halloooo !! , fellow lovers. I had a brainworm :-)

once upon a time, in an interview long ago, Stan Lee said, (i repeat in not so accurate words) ".... the secret to writing the x men was not to treat it like an action story but like a soap opera .... "

as far as i can see in my okayish memory, all the x-men intros show their powers in a brief action sequence with there code name showing up before/after said sequence. In my imagination, the intros proceed to show the main/side characters in their element or with their buddies, there by showing their relationships/goofier sides/ bits of personality. Less focus on cool power moves.

Ex: scott with his cereal/soup, professor x (charles xavier) playing chess, talking philosophy with magneto , logan and kurt doing mischief and pranking others with kitty pryde ( in her late teens or as a young adult) , hank and jean doing science shit and list goes on .

all the scenes shift around and about the x-mansion (maybe with a different cooler sounding name) with the character pairs in different rooms, giving the audience the layout with plenty of clues here and there for what could be happening in future episodes.

there will be plenty of kids as main/side characters also. i imagine that as we seen them, their names (real ones not code names) in a font they like with some jazz just beside/behind them

bits and pieces of the intro slightly change with progression in episodes showing the changes in their relationships

( **just personal preference, i don't imagine a jean-logan-scott poly ship or love triangle in this narrative, only scott-jean ship. )

the format of the show will be a hybrid of drama, action, love, friendship, a balance between high stakes and and feels

premises(sort of ?) - older members being teachers (ex: storm) [we actually get to see them teach their subjects], some being in IT support/ security (ex: forge) and youngest (ex: jubilee even magik or quentin quire maybe) being students

A plot- revolves around the various students and teachers: life/origin story, family, inter-personal relations

B plot- anti-mutant, time travel, religious bigot shit, simultaneously advancing the A plot

(as i type this out i do realize that what i just described does take inspo form x men evolution :-p )

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add your headcanons/art for a possible fan animation tv series too. spread the love and do comment *wink wink*

guuuyyyyys i got a headcanon!!!!!!!!! one of logan's first jobs as a youth was at a morgue basically cutting up and examining bodies, sorta preserving them for a while for their funerals, carving tombstones, the works.. i.e. learning to do everything you do at a morgue and a funeral home hence he learns how to professionally/ medically dissect bodies. very good for his murder business ..... good good. also, and most importantly, he had learned to do makeup.... on corpses for funerals. so naturally when he ever went to a party, he’s always decked out in elegant funeral clothes, resembling morticia addams, a bit macabre but captivating

does anybody else want a female logan? for some of you thinking 'isn't there a female logan already', no not laura she's her own character, and not jane howlett marvel kinda introduced.

this logan, with an hourglass figure, 5'0 feet tall, same power set as comic wolverine, real burly and married to morph(kevin sydney), maybe with a beard too

tumblr you inspire me

somewhere, sometime ago in the depths of tumblr, i distinctly remember reading a post where the headcanon was that all the guys in the sniktfam can sing pretty good while the gals might as well shred your ears with their voice to some extent.

now here's my logan-centric thought:

as a young chap trying to get by he comes across a band of people with musical instruments. he gets along, they don't mind him, he slowly learns the trick to learn all instruments in a jiffy. he plays some really well and sings along, people like his voice.

some rich folk liked it too. they asked him to learn a nice song with the violin. no problem for our scrappy guy, he somehow manages it.

after then he gets house calls or to sing and play violin to house parties. so this turned out to be a well paying side-gig when he's not doing his murder business

my first official intro to the x men were from the fox movies, though i mostly saw youtube clips. now after a few years and better understanding of the x men in general, i saw half of the first x men film.....huh? WHAT THE F*** ??!

some things are not making sense (hmmm)

the plots okay, no problem. why is sabretooth a large yellow kitty loudly roaring/meowing. i like it but where's his personality?

the fight scene at the train station.......seeing it for the first time, not bad. seeing with comic book knowledge,...my mouth's on the floor!! i don't have words for the x men but ..... damn that's the most goated version of toad that might exist

wish me all the best for the next half

ororo, is logan your designated hair stylist?

he always does her mohawk, so is it a stretch to assume he does her hair on other occasions

maybe they're lounging around, her hair is loose, maybe logan wants to run his fingers through it and see if it feels like clouds, and maybe she wants something elaborate. not like she has anywhere to go and logan just feels like doing something with his hands.

the next couple hours are now spent with ororo sitting between logan's legs reading her book, and logan is braiding the smallest braids across her head in detailed patterns with absolute focus

both are happy :-)

jubilee can persuade logan to do nearly anything she wants

she even got him to wear something other than his usual checked shirts and jeans for something tasteful, atleast according to jubes.

AND got him to shave his side burns for a day

(though that happens only after a week of "please please puh-leeeeaassssseee miiiissssTTTUUUUHHH WOooLVIIIIEEE and a few half planned poorly executed black mail attempts)

*scott : you got him to SHAVE, to dEcENcY !!!!!!!!!!!

stray kitty with extra sharp claws finally finds a home transforming into sweet kitty--the perfect adoption

Can we talk about this? I feel like not enough people talk about this happening in the movie