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“Jean is team mom” “Ororo is team mom” SILENCE. Enough of you reducing women to maternal archetypes because you can’t be bothered to explore deeper meanings to their character.

LOGAN is team mom.

“Logan, can you buy us—“ “no” (buys the thing anyway)

Is constantly scolding his kids students for putting themselves in danger

Plans fun activities (life threatening danger room drills)

Handles the rebellious phases. You think Scott has the mental strength to deal with the fury of a teenage girl who can throw fireworks when she’s mad? I think not.

Hank can barely convince Jubilee to do her homework. Charles mentally checked out a long time ago.

Takes Jubilee, Kitty and Laura shopping. If he doesn’t like something, he’ll give them the blankets ‘that’s cute. I wouldn’t buy it.’ In the world

“What do you think, I’m made of money? We’re getting milk and that’s it.” — leaves with half the store

Is the kid’s emergency contact AND attends everyone’s PTA meetings.

No, ELIZABETH, He won’t be staying up all night cooking vegan cupcakes for your precious angel. He’s gonna buy them like a normal person.

Mom Stare (tm) that can turn you to stone

Will assign kids chores, complain they don’t do it correctly, proceeds to do it himself, then says no one helps around.

“You’re EXACTLY like your father” “…Are you talking about Scott—“ “of course I’m talking about Scott!”

Kitty wants to learn how to drive. He’s holding that safety handle till his hands get purple. “Check the mirror CHECK THE MIRROR—“ “it’s CHECKED :(( “ “CHECK SOME MORE”

Laura is his baby. Holds her everywhere. Will talk about her 24/7.

“Logan, do you know Bobby’s birthday? I need it for—“ “June 28th, Tuesday, 10:34:03 AM, blood type A, his nurse’s name was Susan, —“

Is in charge of birthday cakes. No one else.

If the kids feel down, or need someone to talk to, he’s got a 6th sense for it. Knocks on their door, Leland’s against the frame with his arm crossed, ‘wanna talk about it’ on his face.

The most insane lore you’ve ever heard

tumblr you inspire me

somewhere, sometime ago in the depths of tumblr, i distinctly remember reading a post where the headcanon was that all the guys in the sniktfam can sing pretty good while the gals might as well shred your ears with their voice to some extent.

now here's my logan-centric thought:

as a young chap trying to get by he comes across a band of people with musical instruments. he gets along, they don't mind him, he slowly learns the trick to learn all instruments in a jiffy. he plays some really well and sings along, people like his voice.

some rich folk liked it too. they asked him to learn a nice song with the violin. no problem for our scrappy guy, he somehow manages it.

after then he gets house calls or to sing and play violin to house parties. so this turned out to be a well paying side-gig when he's not doing his murder business

just to project myself onto him, he sees something/skills he likes or is interested in, maybe buys some of it, does his impulsive , obsessive research on it and learns it really well

its not an obvious conversation topic, but once your on it , our silent guy becomes a chatterbox.

and where's the best place to indulge in knowledge acquisition and have lone time/ avoid talking --- the library!!!

I feel like we all need to understand that Wolverine being a gruff badass loner is a surface level facade of Logan, because once the battle ends and you get closer to Logan you realise that Logan is....kinda a fucking nerd?

He's a damn weeb (love it or hate it) and he reads loads of books (literature teacher/librarian Logan?! Please someone write a fic about Logan being like a grouchy old lady librarian at a small library or bookstore. Like I bet he would talk about books with random students.).

He learns whole new skills to impress his partner (wife-guy Logan? Let him pull that Gomez Addams shit, they're both short kings who aren't conventionaly atractive so why not go all the way?).

Also he canonicaly can't swim for shit, whitch considering all his skills, that is pretty funny (mostly due to his skeleton rather than a lack of ability to swim).

logan shaves of aaaaalllllllll his body hair, cuz he made for below zero temperatures, not for hot new york summers

please he's being practical

in a previous au of mine i had a little pondering over if other x men were teens instead of what happened to the og 5 in the comics.

pondering further, i imagine that all if not most of the ages of the x men are flipped. to elaborate, in this au old man cable who could be approx. 60 years maybe, would be a toddler / maybe 5 . taking the og 5 themselves, if in the comics they're currently in their late twenties, in this au they would be in their late 30's or early 40's

by this logic charles wouldn't have formed the x men and the brotherhood doesn't exist.

so in this au, the og 5 form the x men.

they meet as teens because of a string of math or academic contests along the school year. because the competitions happen all over the country , plenty of different school teams end up travelling together . they meet enough times to form a group and jokingly call themselves the x men 'cuz they all always solving for X (get it, they always meet for math olympiads and such )

scott - great at trigonometry, bobby at algebra, warren - co ordinate geometry, beast is the ever all-rounder and jean is a biology beast

time goes on , the x gene activates, they help each other with their powers and grow closer together as friends

since professor x isn't there to help scott and give him his ruby quartz glasses, in this au scott doesn't get anything like a visor until maybe his thirties. this happens as the gang do end up finding a solution for scott's uncontrolled optic blasts they don't have the finances for it, so when they're established in their careers with good money they make his glasses. Warren could give his money because his parents were always strict with whom he could spend it on.

the only way scott could control it was by....shutting his eyes. he's essentially blind

for adult life they do stay connected sometimes sharing apartments

jean becomes a biologist specializing , in human gene mutations, bobby becomes a CA, warren manages his family business, hank does a whole host of PhDs and is in the research field, he might later on join mutant related politics.

i headcanon scott to start a youtube channel for funsies where he sometimes post videos of him singing, after a while he keeps getting better at song writing and singing, and views keep pouring in. He starts earning money from it. he saves up for joining a pilot program. yada yada plot happens, he joins the military pilot program by scholarship even though he's blind cause he has excellent spatial awareness. he graduates but continues to sing to earn money as a side hustle during breaks. he gets famous as a singer too. his stage name is *drumrolls please* MR. BEAM *wink* *wink* *wink* *wink*

yada yada plot occurs, they open a school for mutants, and do x men missions.

oh, btw, scott is in a relationship with madeline pryor , they get married and have nathan in their mid thirties. he met her during his flight program in the same institute but she was in a different flight program. in this au, madeline and jean become friends, they were never clones, but they look very alike , its a running joke that their twins/clones in another universe.

to differentiate between them, in my au, jean & madeline both have telekinesis and telepathy, but jean has weak telekinesis and madeline has weak telepathy. together the call themselves the 'Phoenix'.

[ madeline is a crazy lady and scott loves it. he even wrote a song about her 'crazy maddie' :-) ]

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i don't consider myself a writer or an artist. if any of you could be so kind as to add your inputs and give creative pieces for this muse, i would be grateful and overjoy.

tiny people problem

logan is around 5 feet tall, yes?

assuming the shelves at the supermarket is over 6 feet tall, our little tough man can't reach the top shelves for his maple syrup.

he has obviously tried to use a plastic stool but it broke cause of his weight

so, what does he do?

if ororo is free he gets her to tag along, if not her.... maybe scott ...because he's reasonable and not gonna tease the shit out of logan like other's will cause they are waiting for the moment of weakness to appear, to strike, for all the teases and snark logan has blessed them over the years.

if those 2 are not present for whatever UN-meeting-or-peace-coordinating-mission reasons, ....and if he's feeling petty ..... for a certain blond telepath calling him mean mean untrue things ..... and maybe mind controlling him a few times....

next time logan is seen leaving a grocery store, he has all the top shelf items, looking fashionable in one of emma's corsets and earrings, in tight pair of pants, strutting along with the cart in her 12 inch stripper heels.... ;-)

( heee hee heee! )

if you have silly headcanons, reblog and comment!!

:-) :-)

somebody : *for some reason* LOGAN!!!What is wrong with you today ?!?! Scott Summer : What isn't wrong with him everyday...

oh fiery beast i see your true form in this plain mortal scene

costumes

does anybody else want wolverine (og) to get a radically different costume he designed on his own, maybe even with a different colour scheme.

i'm seriously feeling..... odd looking at this fellow's costumes. it's only minor edits here and there maybe the blue gets replaced with black or brown, or for 'stealth' reasons his costume is in a shade of black/grey.

did he even get a chance to design his costume, like EVER!??!

hell! he is usually the first person to go in battle. why isn't his costume durable, his healing factor would be conserved more if it wasn't constantly healing superficial or unavoidable injuries.

i'm not talking to my self i'm just having long monologues about something someone did just a couple minutes back, and got inspired by it to have a bout of whimsical creative flamboyance, but i can't do it physically right now, i don't have the materials. hence i choose the vast canvas of my mind to illustrate concepts i came up with just to forget them by the next day and only remembering a tidbit of it: which i then proceed to write out in a post