How Do You Even Make Brushes On Ibis Paint?

The neighbors are screaming at each other

gonna go outside and pretend to sweep

I need every song like this

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD

Wtf is this

Realized I only post after fights with my parents lmao

Blame my father for making me into the biggest hater this town has ever seen

#Dick can Cook in canon #he lived with people that would teach him to cook before bruce

Alfred's out for the day and the batfam pack their own lunches

Dick: Bruce's leftovers

Jason: an entire pot roast

Tim: a venti espresso and last week's pizza crust

Damian: "Mother, I require sustenance"

Duke: the most average ham sandwich

Cullen: Doritos and Mountain Dew

Stephanie: if you think it's waffles you're absolutely right

Cassandra: the souls of the innocent a bagel nooo two bagels

Barbara: three different thermoses of soup

Harper: ramen trail mix

Carrie: loose pocket Skittles

Kate: grabs takeout on her break

Alfred: afternoon tea with his old spy friends

Selina: wedding food tasting with Harley and Ivy

Bruce: Uber Eats because someone took his leftovers

Gonna crash out cuz I fucked up my macarons

hey you know what would be really funny? if after Jason dug himself out of his grave and stumbled into the street, Bruce hit him with the Batmobile

Holy fuck that sounds brutal

TW: imaginary stabbing

Vivid daydreams of terrible scenarios suck. Like, you'll go to put a fork in the sink, then imagine yourself tripping on a cord and stabbing yourself in the eye with said fork. Then the entire time up until the fork is in the sink, you're wondering if you're still gonna have your right eye in the next few seconds.

Perhaps afterwards you're still reeling from the imagery you gave yourself.

Friendly reminder that shippers will ship anything, for example:

I went to Dolly Parton's Stampede in Branson and there was the M.C. guy and this guy called Skeeter....

I JUST FINISHED THE SUNBEARER'S TRIALS AND HOLLLLY FUUUCK!

I will never mentally recover