The Neighbors Are Screaming At Each Other

#Dick can Cook in canon #he lived with people that would teach him to cook before bruce

Alfred's out for the day and the batfam pack their own lunches

Dick: Bruce's leftovers

Jason: an entire pot roast

Tim: a venti espresso and last week's pizza crust

Damian: "Mother, I require sustenance"

Duke: the most average ham sandwich

Cullen: Doritos and Mountain Dew

Stephanie: if you think it's waffles you're absolutely right

Cassandra: the souls of the innocent a bagel nooo two bagels

Barbara: three different thermoses of soup

Harper: ramen trail mix

Carrie: loose pocket Skittles

Kate: grabs takeout on her break

Alfred: afternoon tea with his old spy friends

Selina: wedding food tasting with Harley and Ivy

Bruce: Uber Eats because someone took his leftovers

My throat feels like a hundred angry ants are biting the inside every time I swallow

Having fights with my parents the day before mother's day seems on brand ❤️

Reblogging it cuz like don't mean shit apparently

i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

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I need a senior quote so if anyone can help me, you're a saint (fandom quotes are encouraged)

Might pick up lace making cuz I saw it was on the endangered hobby list

If anyone got tips give me a call

I'm like 70% sure my dad got me one of these candles for Christmas as a kid

friends romans and countrymen alike i have one hell of a story for you.

this morning i was scrolling through the silly little reels on my instagram for you page, as one does, and about a good 45 minutes into this i got recommended a candle company that puts (supposedly) real diamonds in their candles.

and in my still somewhat half asleep glory i thought "this sounds absolutely ridiculous, what do i have to lose" and clicked on the website.

upon clicking on said website i was given a 10% off code that i had to use within 15 minutes so basically my mind was already made up and i decided to text brad.

so with what was probably brads approval i scrolled through the silly little website as fast as i could and decided to stick to the more classic scents since i didnt want to be stuck with something that smelled bad (although "wap" and "i hate my boss" did intrigue me briefly) and i went with "tobacco bourbon" because thats always a decent combo.

and then in a last minute decision i decided to also get "chai tea" because it sounded interesting and who knows maybe the diamonds are real.

the court should note that i did absolutely zero research on this company.

and with my 10% off on top of whatever massive sale they were having the total plus shipping came to $63.86.

brad was also very excited about this purchase and said that if the diamonds were real he may put them in my engagement ring.

so now all thats left is to wait 2-5 business days for my candles to get delivered. i have absolutely zero expectations. stay tuned.

Everything I learn about the old Pope is always outta left feild

what if the new pope is problematic :/

The year was 1969 which is the funny number

Happy Moon Landing Day 🌕🐇

Gonna crash out cuz I fucked up my macarons