Yo We're Doing It This Year Too. Our Band Slows Down Within Three Measures And It Does Not Sound Anything

After years of being told off for my instrument choice because "trumpet is the easiest instrument" and "I can play taps trumpet is super easy" and even "I played some notes as a boy scout it was very easy"

I have come to a standpoint.

Yes, trumpet is easy to play, but trumpet is very hard to be good at.

Thank you I am tired of clarinets saying I'm useless

Edit: Tumblr clarinets are v chill ily the clarinets in my class sucK

A Piccolo Trumpet.

Yes, you can actually put a trumpet mouthpiece in a piccolo, and yes, it does work.

Symphonic Band Quotes #1

"Its because Leroy invented Christmas."

"No keep passing it, I'm sure all of the saxophones could use mutes."

"Please dont get that lost in your tuba that would be a bad way to start the season."

"BooBiES!!!!1!11!"

"I am music :)"

"I have to play pEePeE!!!"

"All bassoons are required to wear cool socks."

“He’s still my boyfriend he just doesn’t know that yet....”

“YeAH that’s right its gAY”

"I'm just saying that if a clarinet and a trumpet had a child..."

"nO like if they had an affair but then they broke up"

"WHY HAS NO ONE SEEN MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE? SHUT U P"

"No, you cannot challenge her, you play different instruments."

"we play jesus party"

"Your paper looks like Danger Days threw up on it what did you dO?"

"Wht tf is there a tub of cheese balls in the band room?"

"Our band is concerning."

"My arm is too fat"

"I'm surrounded by JeWs"

"No, Pauline is short for Susan."

"Ok which symbol- OH the gay one :)"

happy hell week everyone :)

Tfw you get self conscious bcuz you have to share a stand and your partner can see your music and what you have (havent) written on it

MARCHING QUOTES 4!

The return of the quotes

"I can't believe Martha Stewart not only sewed the first American flag but also wrote America's theme song"

"Do you think if I took a nap they'd notice"

"I think you're wearing sunglasses so that nobody can see your eyes welling up with tears"

"Jesus lady really came up to the mellos like 'are you the brass?'"

"MOM I MET THE QUEEEEENNN"

"my identity is not bound to mortal terms and words."

"If you don't get off on it, the audience doesn't get off on it :D"

"The thickness comes from you opening the width of your throat."

"What are hemorrhoids"

"Please keep your coordinates out of your mouth"

"He is the epitome of white boy"

"It's too thick to fit in my mouth"

"God I'm so fucking pasty"

"I'm bisexual you can't expect me to choose anything"

"I will vomit on your shoes do not test me"

"Oh my god you killed her!"

"I don't drink water only piss"

"There is a dead body on the field what do we do?"

"Who wants to help excavate the site on the practice field where the ground is hollow we think there's a coffin"

@ our rival school (yes, we could hear you we didnt need that, thanks)

today’s question of the day, “Why on earth would you boo a marching band”, brought to you by college football

also “Why on earth would you threaten members of a marching band”

Marching Quotes #3

"You guys sound like a wet, soggy potato chip."

"Why are the sousas all twerking with their sousas around their waists?"

"You all like soggy potato chips?"

"I like soup!"

"Is squad zero people the people who dont have their instruments?"

"You're going to eggplant arent you."

"I want a peach."

"Hold me back, sir."

"I'm moist."

"Look out for the puddle of suffering."

"mY sOcKs aRe dAMp"

"I RAN AND IT WAS A MISTAKE."

"The puddle is suffering, death is going inside and still walking in water because it's in your shoes."

"I want to kermit go home."

"(Trumpet) LOOKS LIKE AN ANTELOPE"

"We must discuss those two's removal from the trumpet party."

"You have to be a big tittie"

"WE NEED TO GO TO W A R"

"WhY are you a bIRd?"

best of luck I never trust those things. then again I did get my second trumpet off amazon.

I’m about to buy a cheap trumpet off of ebay wish me luck

Hey brass players this is your reminder that you probably havent given your instrument a bath in awhile and you should go do that :)))