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If I become famous and no one makes a fancam of me to Your Man by Down With Webster, I will have failed
"High five! Up high! Down low, too slow!" He was right, too slow. He might not have known it then and there, but this room was to become our final resting place. I could hear it approaching from down the hall, skittering like a torrent of spiders, come to melt down our insides and turn us into nature's juice box. If there is a god, they abandoned us the moment that thing stepped its appendages upon the ground.
Systur of Iceland at the press conference after advancing to the Eurovision 2022 Grand Final
D&D alignment but chaotic is replaced with based, lawful is cringe, and neutral is neurotypical
“Last one there’s a rotten egg!”, I exclaim as I run through the woods, as fast as my body can muster, as though my life was on the line. But I know it’s not, my time on this earth was doomed from the moment I perceived it. I know I cannot escape it, and I know it will always be behind me. I laugh, because even with the horror that awaits me when I reach the edge of the trees, this is the only time life has had something defined in my future. What a terrible existence.
“Super Mario in real life: spaghetti!” I call out into the ebony abyss, descending into the boiling, bubbling lake of blood that lay before me. The voices of ancient scholars entering my skull like a stake through the heart, but it is not their voices I hear, nay, but their very souls, attuned to this plane of existence we were never meant to witness. I am alone, and I am surrounded by them.
citi zēni you will always be famous
Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”
the first eurovision semifinals start in an hour and i cant even watch until after school... im so broken
Me the first time listening to this song 😍🎶
doodles + ‘berta boy aaron t because i have too much creative control and i love meme-ing on my province
tae young: (◡‿◡✿)
tae young: (ʘ‿ʘ✿) what you say ‘bout me
tae young: (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ hold my flower
robaire: ✿＼(｡-_-｡) kick his ass, baby. i got yo flower.
Aaron Z: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Robaire: Yes.
Aaron Z: Which means he like both boys and girls.
Robaire: Ye- wait, what-
Jesse: Z, that's not what bilingual means-
Aaron Z: Shhh, it's okay Robaire. I still love you, man.
Robaire & Jesse: ...
Aaron Z: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-
If Aaron T went skiing it would be SO CHAOTIC. THIS MAN WOULD BE SKIING SO FAST. HE’D PROBABLY BE LAUGHING. THE REST OF THE BAND WOULD BE CHILLING TIL THEY HEAR T’S LAUGHS OF JOY TURN INTO SCREAMS OF TERROR.
Jesse: Where did T go?
Z: 👈
T skiing, having the time of his life.
T: WEEEEEEE
Robaire: Anyway, as I was saying.
Their conversation was cut short as they heard T screaming. All of them immediately shooting their heads in the direction of his screams.
T: AAAAAAAaaaaAAaaAa *Yes his voice was cracking*
Robaire and Z were already skiing after him. I can imagine that they “babysat” him the most out of the 4. Jesse ran to grab their stuff with the help of Tae.
Robaire: DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO BRAKE??? *Still chasing after him*
T: NO 😭😭 *Wailing*
Back with Jesse and Tae. T’s screams faded away from them. Jesse shook his head as he and Tae made their way down the hill, trying to catch up with the 3 boys.
Z went off to some other land I don’t fucking know what happened to him. Robaire on the other hand was trying to get T to slow down. T was literally about to piss himself and what didn’t make ANYTHING better was that he was about to run into people who looked like they were recording.
T: ROBAIRE THERE’S PEOPLE. *Emphasize the voice crack on the word people*
Robaire: JUST STAY IN THE MIDDLE IM ALMOST THERE.
Random Dude: Hey guys so today I’m gonna show-
T: EEEEEEEEEE
Random dude: I-
Robaire: AARON FUCKING- *Damn he was using full names*
Random recording man was so confused. Robaire shouted a quick apology. Focusing his attention back on T. He was SO FUCKING CLOSE. JUST A LITTLE CLOSER ANDDD
BAM.
Z comes crashing in on T, knocking T on his back. Robaire immediately brakes causing snow to fly all over T and Z. Z slowly rolled off of T, sitting up so that he was beside him. Robaire just stood there trying to catch his breath. T was the first to break the silence.
T: 😵💫 We ShOuLd Do ThAt aGaIn!
Z and Robaire literally flop onto the soft snow, exhausted. Jesse and Tae caught up to the rest of the band right after.
T was never allowed to Ski again until someone taught him how to brake. 😍
Im so TZ brainrot right now
And with this line, an iconic BFF duo was born.
Thinking about how when I first watched fantasy high I saw Lou and was like ‘oh shit it’s that guy from American vandal’
Beyond this, consider how these professions might vary depending on who the customers are - nobles, or lower class. Are they good at their job or just scraping by? Do they work with lots of other people or on their own? City or village?
For younger characters:
Apprentice to any of the above
Messenger/runner
Page/squire
Pickpocket
Shop assistant
Student
Looks after younger siblings
(Images all from Wikimedia Commons)
