This Might Be Derek Guy's Greatest Masterpiece.

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

you! tumblr user!

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

So many green slime/plasm/ooze/pit options, ours for the taking. Mix and match non-Newtonian fluids to your hearts content. Is it the same stuff at different ripeness like bell peppers? Up to you! Or is it all entirely different things that just so happen to look near identical?

But wait there’s more, add in some extra states of matter for flavor, gases like Joker gas or scarecrow fear gas, or heck, banes venom is a liquid isn’t it?

Need plot points? Batman wondering where these teenagers keep coming from and why are we dealing with multiple inter dimensional threats all at once. (Why hasn’t anyone noticed or notified anyone about this?) Why are there two separate species entirely unprotected by the meta protection acts? (How many supernatural secret societies could there be?) Why is there a glowing flying robot with green fire hair chasing those turtles? (Depending on the version of tmnt why are the turtles able to do magic that can hit him back.) Is Constantine at fault for any of this? (Probably.) How did “born and raised in Illinois” Wes Weston even know about the “secret New York sewer” turtles to work on a conspiracy board with Bernard Dowd linking them and Killer croc to the rise of sewer pizza delivery drop off points? (Primarily being used by the homeless with no home address.) Bring in the third party after two of them have already met and try to make the third a tiebreaker for an argument only to end with “Doesn’t matter (nasty burger/bat burger/pizza) is better than both of em” and start a new argument.

You know, there was a Batman and Ninja Turtles cross-over event at one point, and I don't think I've ever seen a three point Convergence between the turtles, batman, and phantom come up in FF ever

I need to run a survey really quick. This isn't serious, but I need people to cooperate and not cheat for the sake of it because it'll skew the results.

Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you realize you (and everyone else in the world) can turn into an animal (And back into a human) at will.

Please go to this link to see what animal it will be for you:

Random Lists

Random Animal Generator

Generated a random animal species: A goat, armadillo, orangutan, porpoise, cheetah... Nearly 200 different animals!

(this is random, and yes, you only get one, no redos)

With this in mind, please reply to the following questions as truthfully as possible based on your current situation. (Not an ideal fantasy one.)

People mistaking fanon as canon irl

you’ve heard of the mortifying ordeal of being known, now get ready for the

Oh the autistic urge to bite my phone