Stay True To Yourself And All That, Unless You're A Little Freaky, Then You Gotta Go In The Hole.

imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster

sketches of my favorite guy ever of all time

rina, draw up the adoption papers

i was wondering what hayden may have looked like when he was younger, so i made a quick study page 💛

+ bonus

(do you think that if we had met sooner, i could have given you a happier life?)

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

That one dialogue from Friday Night at the Inn…

All this time thinking about your Net Worth when we should be thinking about the fertile Wet Earth

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches