hugh laurie chilchuck isnt real hugh laurie chilchuck cant hurt you
god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace
you get in the habit of kissing Caldarus' statue on the nose as you leave for the day. "for good luck" is your excuse.
you are flabbergasted when Caldarus does the same to you one day after he's changed into his humanoid form. "for good luck," his rumbly, deep voice murmurs.
some drawings of my cat ophie as...an athlete in the olympics ✨
and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
thinking about my dream bunny redesign… idk. she should be ouji guys trust
commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling
current mantra
why does this keep happening to me. I've done nothing to deserve this.