THE SILLIES !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Switching between these every day

spring dance 🌼

a lot of people have said this already but

warrior!penelope with ares as her mentor

Fields of Mistria

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

"Eww they made him a twink..."

My brother in christ, my man hasn't eaten anything in centuries and woke up from a long coma then turned himself into human form, his body isn't going to be ripped asf. He's weak and tired all the time, he's barely surviving off of the forage when his cooking skills aren't the best aswell. Game made it very clear that Caldarus is exhausted, ill even, we can see that from his dialogue just as his portraits!

especially that one;

if you'll look closely he lacks a lot of body fat, you can see his ribcage peeking out.

overall i think they did good job, i also was disappointed at first but man... i love caldarus a lot. Please be kind to this dragon ❤️❤️‍🩹❤️

(I also hope they will edit his portraits slightly when you marry him, to show that he's much more healthy now. Or atleast when more seals are broken in the mines, and when yall date oughh)