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Another Miraculous Crossover Nobody Wanted

(Clear throat)

Hear me out.

Miraculous Ladybug/Batfamily Bio Dad au.

But with a twist!

This time, Bruce Wayne isn't Marinette's biological father.

...he's Luka's.

Now imagine, if you would, that through some some unknown means, one or more members of the Batfamily find out that Bruce Wayne has another biological son in France. This wouldn't be so bad, except that one of the ones who finds out is none other than Damien.

Damien Wayne, who was raised as an assassin, struggles understanding what is "socially appropriate", has pride issues, and up until now has felt secure in his place within the family on the basis of being the Batman's only "true" son.

So he takes it upon himself to "challenge" this potential usurper. He would "test" this Luka Couffaine and prove that he couldn't possibly be a true son of the Bat!

Only problem is that his attempts to test Luka...keep going wrong.

Particularly whenever some weird pig-tailed girl in pink is around.

He tries to throw one of his projectiles at Luka to test his sensory ability and reflexes. The girl trips into Luka and causes them both to be moved out of the way just in time.

He tries again. The girl grabs Luka to pull him over to observe some silly poster!

He tries to put something in Luka's food to judge his tolerance or see if he will notice. The girl spills the dish and ruins the whole thing!

And he could swear she knows he's there!

Then when he attempts an ambush in the middle of the night when Luka is alone and away from that girl, she STILL shows up in a leather suit and helmet to ambush HIM instead!

Clearly there can only be one explanation for this...

That girl must be a member of the League of Shadows sent to target Luka Couffaine as some sort of mission!

He returns to Gotham to reveal this conspiracy to his family.

But it's too late. Luka has already been notified of Bruce Wayne being his father and has come for a visit.

With the girl in tow.

The girl who is...glaring at Damien.

A lot.

Damien: See? She's evil!

Tim: Maybe she just doesn't like you? Like any rational person would?

Jason: To be fair, you're not exactly the easiest person to get along with.

Tim: Well, I mean...it's possible? Just because we can't find any link between her and the League doesn't mean she's not with them. Who is this "Master Fu" guy anyway?

Jason: Are you serious? She's like a little pixie! She doesn't look like she has it in her to hate anyone!

Damien: Well why else would she dislike me?

Dick Grayson, who has had superhero girlfriends before and seems to have figured out what's going on: Damien, maybe she's mad at you because you keep crashing her dates to try to attack her boyfriend?

Damien: ...don't be absurd! Clearly she's an assassin!

(The others don't look convinced.)

Damien: (Looks to Marinette)

Marinette: (Glaring at Damien)

Luka: (Turns to look at Marinette)

Marinette: (Bright smiles and sweetness)

Luka: (Looks away)

Marinette: (GLARING AT DAMIEN)

Boys: ...

Jason: Damien, what the hell did you DO?

Damien: How is this MY fault?!

Jason: You're the one she's glaring at!

Dick: (Sighs and shakes head) Oh boy.

Who's Izzy?

Summary; Bakugou gets a message form 'Izzy' his supposed girlfriend, but when class 1a goes to be consulted for their new hero suits they realise just how wrong they were.

"hey Bakugou you got 2 messages"Kaminari yelled from the lounge room "it's from Mei and, DUDE you gotta girlfriend!" he yells and catches the attention of the rest of the Bakusquad "bro whos Izzy, is she your girlfriend" Kirishima teases, Bakugou simply takes his phone off of Kaminari and replies with a short and sweet "no" then he walks back to the kitchen, the squad exchange a look the then get up and follow after Bakugou, who stands at the stove mixing his curry and smiling at his phone, "whatcha smiling at Bakugou" Sero wiggles his eyebrows "nunya" Bakugou smiles at his phone messages 'Izzy' back before sliding his phone into his back pocket and continuing to make the class dinner, "who hungry".

the conversation at the dinner table is interesting, "hey did you know that some support group class blew up a workshop" Hagakure said sparking a new conversation "yeah it was Hatsumei and someone else" Uraraka says "it was Bakugous girlfriend!" Kaminari yells "what?!" the class all looks to Bakugou "I don't have a girlfriend" he simply says "yes you do, you got a message earlier from 'Izzy' saying I just blew someone up and a message from Mei? saying I've been blown up" Mina says "Mei is Hatsumei-sans first name kerro," Tsu says then Kirishima complains "how come you call her by her first name but not us" "I call a lot of people by their first name" "oh yeah who else are you sure your no dating Hatsumi-Sama"Mina taunts and Bakugou rolls his eyes starting to get annoyed with the constant chattering and questioning, so he shuts them up by proving them wrong, "I call Hitoshi by his first name and he's not my girlfriend" and that does it their all quiet "...*cricket noise*..." well not all good things last, "WHAT!" "I don't have a girlfriend, I happen to call them both by their first name because I was asked to, no I will not call you by your first names leave me alone or you'll be cooking for yourselves I happen to know that the support classes like my cooking and wouldn't mind if I use their kitchen" he then gets up and leaves, "wait a second how do you know the support classes!" Kaminari yells after him, "wasn't that weird" Jiro says and goes back to eating and conversing with Momo.

The next day

"today we will be taking a trip down to support class 1-H but as the word travels fast 2 students yesterday were testing something and blew it up so I have a warning from power loader" he reads from a piece of paper "stay outside of the rainbow line that is dangerous territory and I will not be responsible for any casualties, you never know how exaggerated notes can be, so stay clear of the rainbow line" the class tuck in their chairs and start to walk to the classroom.

"hey Bakugou what class Is your girlfriend in?" he groans in response before yelling "I don't have a girlfriend" they all groan back "guys guys you're doing it all wrong, what class is 'izzy' in?" Kaminari asks with a smug smile, Bakugou glares at them "this one" "ha ha were going to meet your girlfriend how do you feel about that" "I think you should refrain from tormenting our classmates Kaminari," Iida says doing his robot dance "but Iida arent you a little curious about Bakugous girlfriend I mean think about it who would want to date him," Uraraka says trying to persuade her boyfriend and in̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ly̶ unintentionally insulting Bakugou "what was that ROUND FACE!" he screamed, "he's just proving my point!" Iida looked conflicted considering his options "I will admit to being curious as to who Bakugous girlfriend is" Bakugou was just about to yell something back when they arrived at the classroom, the door opened and the class was greeted by a messy Mei Hatsumei

"Kat, Kat, Kat did you watch the video of the explosion I sent you!" she jumped up and down, Katsuki pushed to the front of the group "good morning to you too Mei I slept well as well" he said sarcastically "oh right manners Mei, good moring Kat," her hair was messy and there was still patches of her last explosion on her body and clothes "yes I saw the video, I watched it this morning, have you started making baby number 4 yet" "yep wanna watch?" "call me when your testing, ill watch then" the students behind them were horrified "Hatsumi!, bakugou! your traumatizing students!" power loader yelled "pfft, anyway wanna make a baby with me" "id love to it sounds fun id love to get my hands dirty" some of the support class students started laughing knowing exactly what was going on, and power loader just sighed "oh and 'Izzy's looking forward to making a baby with you~" she cooed "ok that's enough, ground rules, try not to touch anything unless necessary, stay out of the rainbow area and don't touch anything that says 'Izzy' or Mei now just look around for your suit and go"power loader stepped in and stopped their ridiculous conversation and some of the students looked around for their suits but others stayed and watched Bakugou, he walked into the rainbow area the class looked over there but didn't see a petite blonde named 'Izzy', Bakugou walked over to a green-haired boy and hugged him from behind making him turn around, he put his "baby" down and put his hands on Bakugous waist "hi kitten" he said " hi Izu" Bakugou turned to his classmates and stuck out his tongue, Mei laughed loudly form her workspace, a screwdriver in one hand and a blowtorch in the other "that's 'izzy'" she pointed to the boy still laughing "WHAT!" Bakugou leaned forward and kissed the boy "he came second last year in the sports festival" Momo said "yep, I did" he said "hi im Izuku Midoriya Katsukis boyfriend" Kat started laughing and so did Mei, "you thought he was straight, that's the funnest thing I've heard since vine" they were expecting something completely different not this hes 6ft with a green undercut and a dangley cross earring, hes muscly and tall and the complete opposite of the girl they were picturing.

Au where Harry and Draco died in the room of requirement

Master List

Midoriya the secret significant other

AO3: Midoriya the secret significant other

Ito Sero the secret older sister and girlfriend!

izuku midoriya-bakugo the secret brother and boyfriend!

Harry Potter

The proper way to end a date 

Fancasts 

marauders era

marauders era part 2

One shots

Whos Izzy?

Marvel

How we deal with grief

Original works

Gay women’s empowerment in the 50′s

Marauders Era Fancasts part 2

Petunia Dursley  Freya Mavor

Rabastian Lestrange 

Rodolphus Lestrange 

Regulus Arcturus Black Timothee Chalemet

Bartemius Crouch jr Maxence Danet-Fauvel

Evan Rosier  Hugh Laughton Scott and Evan Peters

Dorcas Meadowes  Lovie Simone

Emmeline Vance  Felicity Jones

Severus Snape  Louie Garrel

Narcissa Black-Malfoy Anya Taylor-Joy

Bellatrix Black-Lestrange  Katie Mcgrath

Andromeda Tonks Keira Knightley

Lucius Malfoy  Harry Loyd

Pandora Lestrange  Elle fanning and Hunter Schafer

Edward Tonks  Sam Claflin

Xenophillius Lovegood Jamie Campbell 

Walburga Black Eva Green

Orion Black Colin Firth

Cygnus Black Tom Hiddleston

Druella Black Michelle Pfeiffer

Ito Sero the secret older sister and girlfriend!

A repost from my AO3, My AO3 is linked in my bio.

A little background information, Midoriya is replaced by Shinsou in class 1a. Her name is not Izuku it's Ito. She is not a Midoriya she is a Sero. So how I see it is it is Midoriya (her name is diferent and so is her quirk, it's just as if she was born into a diferent family). You don't have to see it like that if you prefer Ito could just be an oc (and she kinda is), maybe Midoriya just didn't go to UA I don't know. I'm not sure how to explain it so I hope I've done a good job.

Kaminari and Sero were friends before UA, this is common knowledge around class 1a so it was weird to see them fight.

"DUDE! how could you do this to me!" Sero yelled at Kaminari looking absolutely betrayed "I'm sorry dude i just couldn't help myself!" he yelled back waving his arms all about, they each took a step in looking ready to fight when a girl walked through the small crowd of 1A students and shot 2 strings from her arms, the two strings stuck to the boy's backpack and shirts before the strings retracted and broke off pulling both boys to the ground with a spider like string stuck to each of them.

Ito Sero! Quirk: silk string she has spider like organs in her inner elbows, she can shoot and produce long silk like strings she can also retract them.

"Ito! marry me" Kaminari yelled at her back. the girl turned around and blew a straight armed kiss at Kami, pointing at him when she was done as she said "yes" seriously.

"NO! im sure there is a rule in the bro code about dating your best friends twin sister!", Sero yelled still sitting on the ground next to Kaminari, "mmmm, I don't know about that" Kami said at the same time as Ito said, "he can't read". Ito and Kaminari turned to glare at each other, "i don't wanna marry you now" Kami said, "I’ve read the bro code, your not allowed to anyway" she huffed out and turned to face away from the electric boy and looked at her brother still on the ground. "Time to go?" he nodded and she helped him up. The two of them started to walk away, "ITO, HANTA! WAIT FOR ME!" Kaminari yelled running to catch up, jumping on the two of them when he did, leaving the remaining Class 1A members to look on in different stages of shock and confusion as the three of them walked off.

I did it

Is this anonymous? If so. The grinch got a dumpy

It is not, but you’re right. He absolutely does. 

# I like big buts and I can not lie