Shmoogie

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

the ICU nurses when i tell them i tripped ass first onto the bakugou figurine

‪gun to your head which of the 7 dwarves are you fucking‬

Ugh I just wanna be around a bunch of gay people rn but like cool ones who have sex and don’t know what voltron is

i’m sorry but if u don’t look at least a little bit weird u can’t be hot. if ur just cut and dry good looking ur not hot ur in the mcu

girl help its mosquitos as fuck out here

carmelldansen but you’re in a bunker underground while air raid sirens go off in the distance

good morning i feel like seven dollars

my dick game is awful. its killing people.