shmoogie

Latest Posts by shmoogie

i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

woke up and it’s another day

i love not talking #theobserver

good morning i feel like seven dollars

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

My year in a nutshell.

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

carmelldansen but you’re in a bunker underground while air raid sirens go off in the distance

Ugh I just wanna be around a bunch of gay people rn but like cool ones who have sex and don’t know what voltron is

i finally found the best youtube comment

youre singing. augustus gloop is stuck in a giant tube and youre singing.

I’m a moth that makes posts by slamming headfirst into the light of a gaming keyboard and the fact that everything i’ve said so far has been coherent has been a complete coineqeghfdr5y456

kickstarter to make bugs like 300 times bigger

Every Single Person In The Country Of Denmaark Loves Me And If I Ever Learn Anything To The Contrary I Will Nuke Them To The Stone Ages

maybe you nerds should try a real “goblet of fire” and light up a bowl

so untrue worstie i hope you die

to the joker its livin la vida normal

eww why are you having salad

are you five years old

one direction is like the pyramids. they existed but you’re not sure how

being an empth and watching car crash compilations and swearing and saying "fuck! shit!" like it's my car

id blow up hogwarts with a rocket launcher