Drunk And In Love And Full Of Food I Think Only The Torturer Eel Could Harm Me

i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually

marvel this, marvel that… why don’t you go marvel at some grass outside

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

maybe you nerds should try a real “goblet of fire” and light up a bowl

one direction is like the pyramids. they existed but you’re not sure how

i finally found the best youtube comment

My year in a nutshell.

I’m a moth that makes posts by slamming headfirst into the light of a gaming keyboard and the fact that everything i’ve said so far has been coherent has been a complete coineqeghfdr5y456

anyway. onto better things