Maybe You Nerds Should Try A Real “goblet Of Fire” And Light Up A Bowl

first nap you had after waking up from a coma would be a nail biter. you'd be wondering

kickstarter to make bugs like 300 times bigger

Interview with Diana Wynne Jones

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

if the queen died ten yrs earlier this website wld be full of chibi drawings of doctor who and sherlock Holmes tearfully laying flowers on the steps of buckingham palace

i still call her marina and the diamonds i don’t give a fuck

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

Every Single Person In The Country Of Denmaark Loves Me And If I Ever Learn Anything To The Contrary I Will Nuke Them To The Stone Ages

my dick game is awful. its killing people.