Latest Posts by shmoogie - Page 2

you’ve got to embrace being weird or else you’re going to die both spiritually and for real life

marvel this, marvel that… why don’t you go marvel at some grass outside

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

my dick game is awful. its killing people.

i still call her marina and the diamonds i don’t give a fuck

the ICU nurses when i tell them i tripped ass first onto the bakugou figurine

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...

My pet bacteria just walked into a puddle of hand sanitizer and died

btw i snuck into the hospital and put dr pepper into the IV bag of a sickly old man and he blew up and left behind a perfectly clean skeleton

girl help its mosquitos as fuck out here

anyway. onto better things

if the queen died ten yrs earlier this website wld be full of chibi drawings of doctor who and sherlock Holmes tearfully laying flowers on the steps of buckingham palace

i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

Interview with Diana Wynne Jones

I never understood why "Sucks dick" means "Thing nobody likes" should be the polar opposite "This meal is so good, it sucks dick!" You know? OH SHIT

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

your boyfriend is so brick shaped we used him to build a house. you can still talk to him but hes a house now. sorry

‪gun to your head which of the 7 dwarves are you fucking‬

neuro-nonconforming and genderdivergent

i hate when ppl complain abt hot glue guns like sorry u havent gotten to know ur beast. its like a horse you have to have a bond and work together

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious