This Is A Strong Contender For The Funniest Fucking Thing I’ve Ever Seen

i’m sorry but if u don’t look at least a little bit weird u can’t be hot. if ur just cut and dry good looking ur not hot ur in the mcu

My pet bacteria just walked into a puddle of hand sanitizer and died

youre singing. augustus gloop is stuck in a giant tube and youre singing.

marvel this, marvel that… why don’t you go marvel at some grass outside

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

kickstarter to make bugs like 300 times bigger

i love not talking #theobserver

being an empth and watching car crash compilations and swearing and saying "fuck! shit!" like it's my car

woke up and it’s another day

maybe you nerds should try a real “goblet of fire” and light up a bowl