Shmoogie

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

btw i snuck into the hospital and put dr pepper into the IV bag of a sickly old man and he blew up and left behind a perfectly clean skeleton

carmelldansen but you’re in a bunker underground while air raid sirens go off in the distance

your boyfriend is so brick shaped we used him to build a house. you can still talk to him but hes a house now. sorry