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I imagine they get a really shitty deal cuz one has bakugou driving them everywhere and the other has dave. full stop. In japan AM just hopped building to building or got chauffeurs cuz hes got money and status like that

someone buy deku a manual i know he'd be obsessed with driving stick shift

he takes all might with him to the dealership for moral support and together they pick out the silliest little car and get either the best or the worst deal ever on it idk which one yet

post-war hotwings where touya's alive cuz I say so

Keigo is under the impression that touya's a heavy sleeper because everytime keigo sees him asleep, he like plays w his hair or tells him he loves him or sum other gay shit but he only does it when he thinks touya can't hear cuz hes too scared to let touya know just how much he loves him. Everytime this happens, touya is pretending to be asleep because he knows keigo would stop immediately otherwise

I don’t think Cross knows Fresh is a parasite

Cross belongs to Jakei95

Fresh belongs to loverofpiggies

Transcript:

Cross: Sometimes, I feel like my body doesn’t belong to me

Fresh: Yo, dats totes aight, broski, I feel da same thing!

lol thinking about domestic hotwings where kei begs touya to go to TK maxx every weekend because "the store has our initials on it though! It's practically calling for us!" and "look, look! It's red for my wings and white for your hair! It was made just for us now let's go!!"

post ending papyrus who makes friends with a chef who shows him the world of different pasta varieties. he still can't cook pasta or make the sauce taste like anything but death, but the greens and meats on the side end up being beautiful for some reason

I am actually violently unwell!

SHOTO LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE HIS TOUYA NII ALL GROWN UP!!

The ppl in mourning because izuocha is 'canon' r so silly like where r the rings? Did they say ily? Did they kiss? While you CAN see it as them being together, nothing romantic happened. At most those panels were just showing how they get to be better friends. Toga pushing ocha served as her saying to "move on" from the greif and to progress jn life, not her giving ocha her blessing to smash izu or wtv like jeez dude

Bakugou is just the schlatt of today and something about that is just so

i thought the idea of bakugo getting canceled on twitter every other day was funny

trying to post sketches and doodles more often 😛

I'm actually about to off myself wtf their so happy the amount of bs that could have been erased if afo hadn't gone and URHHSHDJDN

They make me depressed

Hizashi Yamada

Oboro Shirakumo

Shota Aizawa…

The Three Dumbigos by @nagatomo1565 on Twitter

Colored for a friend. But I couldn’t help but share it!

I will only ever be happy in a world where they can fold laundry and watch tv together

Do we try again?

Oh my god I'm ruined

grief recognises grief

Ik he heard the whole drake vs kendrick era of rap and got gassed like "omg someone who sees my struggle"

Natsuo getting moved to the pediatric (children's) unit to shadow for a week and seeing Touya in the eyes of every little boy and girl.

He ends that week early.

Sobbing they could have lived lives together

Do you guys wanna see some tooth rotting domestic Keigo/Touya ?? 🥺

when hatsume is asking aizawwa for details on the class for the simulation game (OVA) he gives oddly specific details- bakugou's temperament, izuku's rambling, momo's indecisiveness, kirishima making sure everyone is included, hizashi using radio puns in everything he says, snipe having a texan accent, denki having a short attention span, mina incorporating street dancing into her fighting style, izuku not winning against bakugou (& vice versa), bkdk having cali accents bc they learnt english from All Might's interviews in america ("Aizawa-sensei had given a plethora of knowledge about almost everyone in the hero course- including teachers. The only thing written down under his own name was the word decisive.")

Sobbing shouta loves deeply in every universe

Having some Fantasy Plot AU ideas for My Hero Academia that I have decided to share:

Aizawa is a great black dragon, who lives in a cave deep in a dark and dangerous forest, far from humanity. He does this for many reasons. The first is that humans are loud, so the further from the kingdom the better, and the deeper into the forest he is the less likely they will approach. The second reason is that his magic sustains him as a dragon. Dragons are known for going entire years in deep slumber. So much so that it’s not uncommon for annoying humans to be the number one cause of their deaths, breaking into caves and killing dragons and claiming they battled the dragon and won. So, it is safer to hide in a cave far from disgusting humans.

It is during one such nap that he awakes to the sound of a human woman and man’s voice. How or why they came to his cave is immediately apparent when he cracks one eye and sees them talking to a young child. Practically a hatchling. They tell the boy to wait in the cave while the two of them go get food and firewood and explain they will be right back. As they exit the cave, his ears pick up their voices still. Stating that, with how far they came into the forest this time there is no way he will be able to follow them out without getting lost and eaten by a monster. They are finally free of him.

Aizawa sits and ponders for a time, watching the boy sit there patiently for their parent’s return. He expects them to scream or fuss, but the boy doesn’t do anything of the sort. Humans call the creatures of the forest monsters, but they would never abandon their spawn for no good reason.

He should ignore it. The human larva will obviously grow up to be a man. With a sword and a loud voice and an uncaring, boisterous manner. The world will be much better with one less man in it.

He hears its stomach growl. He ignores it. It’s not his fault the creature will die. It was its disgusting parents. Hours pass and it begins to sob.

He tells himself he is just doing this to keep it quiet so he can go back to sleep. Deep down, he knows the quickest way to quiet it would be to kill it. But he can’t bring himself to crush such a pathetic creature. Perhaps, one day, when it’s full grown he will be able to bring himself to kill it.

He uncurls and steps towards the child, curious to see how it would take to having his full might bearing down on it. His read eyes glowing in the cave. When the boy sees him, it doesn’t scream. It doesn’t beg like adults of its kind do. It goes quiet and watches him with curiosity. Then it slowly gets up and toddles towards him, completely forgetting its hunger and sorrow in the face of his form.

“Kitty!”

The child, obviously a moron, but what human isn’t, stops at his front claw and gives it a pat and looks up at him with a chubby little smile, his purple eyes gleaming, a similar color to his hair.

He feels a heat in his chest that is strangely unrelated to his flames. Different from the rage he usually feels when he is dealing with humans.

He lifts his claw and knocks the child over, but it just giggles. He presses his snout into the child’s body, trying to see what was so wrong with it that would make it be abandoned. It smells like magic. A strong aura. Why would humans want to rid themselves of such a weapon?

After a few moments of contemplation, he activates his own magic. He transforms himself into the shape of a man, his wings melting into a black cloak and his scales fitting into a human looking warrior garb.

The child laughs and claps his hands like he did little more than a cheep parlor trick.

He looks down at the child, his face stony while his chest continued to feel a strange warmth.

He must be getting sick.

Maybe he slept for too long. Perhaps it was time for him to remain awake long enough to explore the world and see if anything changed in the past 100 years. Have a few new experiences.

He reaches down and picks up the human child. It coos at him, slapping his cheek.

Yes. He supposes this is his life now. He’s not as heartless as a human. There is no way he can force such a small creature to fend for itself so young. There will be a learning curve. But he supposes he will be a better parent than those monsters that abandoned it. And isn’t that ironic coming from a dragon?

moments before aizawa hands in his two week notice

Reverse au where the Villains are somehow heroes, but tenko still has decay. I like the idea of him pulling a shouta and not giving two shits about his hero name, so spinner jokingly writes down 'dustbunny' so now there's this 20-something hero who seems a little manic and a bit more of a vigilante than a hero, who hangs around the number one hero's rebellious eldest, the lizard who's the biggest advocate for a mutant revolution in japan, and certain underground hero who used to be a vigilante with golden eyes and a Licence To Kill.

Present mic a d1 crashout for GOOD REASON. Because tf ym he's been putting up a front infront of everyone since the death of his best friend. Instead of managing his own greif and moving past it, he gives everything in his power to make sure his best friend can do that, just to get seemingly no recognition. Then he gets called in to reawaken said dead best friend.

What the fuck???

Because that idea isn't batshit in itself, he continues to make sure Aizawa doesent spiral during AND after, just for shou to not talk about it, not aknowladge that hizashi is hurt, and to overall demean him and his feelings.

How does he respond?

Almost killing his dead best friend (because that's fucking possible) just for the sake of shouta. So shouta doesent get hurt. So shouta's memory isn't tainted, and shouta can move on.

middle school hitoshi wanting to rebel but not too much,, deffo has face piercings. Eyebrow? Maybe. lip & dimple piercings? Definitely.

I feel like shouto would love the cuecumber salad boy, especially because he's got the cold noddle series now,, like my boy can't cook for shit so if he ever found out that you could dump a whole load of shit into a tub and shake it to make a whole dish he'd be over the moon

I get more ooc every day but like,, erasermic smokes? Hm? Maybe shouta is less ashamed, he's not at the point where he smokes a pack a day, but it's something he knows he relies on. Hizashi however, hates the idea of anyone finding out because that means he has a problem that requires something like nicotine.

The brainrot is real,, listening to hostage by billie and imagining eri and hizashi singing,, I fear I'm in too deep

Keigo at 24, sitting in his newly-appointed commissioners office, realizing he's made it out. He's out of the slums, out of that god forsaken train station, but at what cost?

He has nobody close to him, he has no childhood to reminisce on, his Quirk is gone.

He's a flightless bird again.

Hitoshi, upon being adopted by erasermic, got to slowly ease out of the habits foster care pushed him into. This includes the essential teenage experience of listening to music with both earplugs in.

Hizashi and shouta can hear the nu metal from the other side of the house.

Since finding out that eri wanted to be a musician (following in hizashis footsteps I see) I've loved picturing her and hitoshi singing songs where it's a female singer with male backing vocals (like I love you by billie, or the song linked below because I couldnt copy paste the name lol)

Alhaitham unprovoked calling kaveh meri jaan and kaveh immediately buffering

Modern au but shouta and hizashi are officers and hizashi takes a bullet for him. Like that's it I feel like it's alot more angst because there's no quirks and there are real world reprocussions.

Timeskip kaminari being like hawks but instead of an exess amount of bird jokes, he just makes terrible electricity puns like its just:

CHARGEBOLT

@.adhdpika

"Geuss whos geust starrring on earphone-jacks radio hour tomorrow! Tottally CHARGED UP!"

Argh I hate him he's so stupid