shrymf - what the scallop?
what the scallop?

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3 months ago
Disastrous, Character On Kids Show Is Exactly Your Type

Disastrous, character on kids show is exactly your type

Ah well, cringe culture is dead and im killing it


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3 months ago

This is an excellent post but it also makes me really want to see octonauts beastars au

I think it’s interesting how they’re both Y7 but have completely diff views

I Think It’s Interesting How They’re Both Y7 But Have Completely Diff Views
I Think It’s Interesting How They’re Both Y7 But Have Completely Diff Views
I Think It’s Interesting How They’re Both Y7 But Have Completely Diff Views
I Think It’s Interesting How They’re Both Y7 But Have Completely Diff Views
I Think It’s Interesting How They’re Both Y7 But Have Completely Diff Views
I Think It’s Interesting How They’re Both Y7 But Have Completely Diff Views
I Think It’s Interesting How They’re Both Y7 But Have Completely Diff Views

Nobody asked but my thoughts about these are below + a clip from a wk episode about it

Octonauts’ setting is a double edged sword- because they give every organism a voice, they can make people empathize with bacteria, coral, and other things people forget to see as living beings. However, that also means they portray consumers/predators as the bad guys, even when they try not to have a bias. Which means for when the urchins had to be eaten, they couldn’t be portrayed as alive (or at least at the same level of consciousness as other animals).

For the record, I do think their setting of making every animal talk is good for helping others understand issues a species might face, especially for man-made causes like pollution and climate change which the show covers. it’s definitely something I think should be taught bc I still know a lot of people my age or older who end up mistreating animals simply because they don’t communicate in the same way we do.

On the flip side, Wk uses predator/prey relationships to show off the different abilities an animal has. I was honestly very surprised with how they handled the topic of death? For a couple animals, their life cycle is taught by following a particular individual of the species, from the start of their journey to the day they die. And even though they passed on, their offspring can continue the journey their parents started. I think that’s a good way to look at it imo. Every animal has a role, and even in death their life is not wasted. They even bring up the fact it can be dangerous to be a predator, since prey animals have developed a bunch of defense mechanisms, and losing to those could mean dying. I’m glad they cover death along with life, and they handle it well considering it’s a tricky subject esp for a younger audience. I think it can be summarized well in this clip from the king cobra episode

They also touch on it in the episode where kid musky is introduced (forgot the name but Chris basically goes on a monologue abt the human perspective on prey/predator relationships and how hard it can be to watch. I thought that was neat)

That being said: I do think sometimes the deaths are a little mean, and the fact they’re so comfortable with it after s1 sort of gives you a shock when you remember the rating. Like we JUST met and named the snake in the clip and then bro dies🫡 not to mention the life cycle episodes getting us attached to an animal for 22 minutes and then they die at the end. Juice’s death was even played for comedic effect (at least I think it was. It made me laugh. Maybe that’s just me LMAO)

TLDR: both methods are good for diff aspects of wildlife education but I think wk handles it in a better way esp when they consider the fact that humans are outsiders to it. Send post

3 months ago

My Fox McCloud tulpa i made to help me drive: "Good merge kid, at this rate youll be a first rate pilot"

Me: "thanks captain, but uhh h, idk if your paw should be in my jeans while i drive"

last pure hearted man: "i hope god doesnt noticr me jaywalking"

3 months ago

Dogs are a deeply alienated and people pleasing trans person's best friend 🐾


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3 months ago

spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.


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3 months ago

Rerailing this post to say that my government textbook smells like the old Garfield compilations I used to read again and again

your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

3 months ago

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3 months ago

This sounds like hell to me not going to lie

Fucking with my brain by throwing House of Leaves into the rotation of textbooks I've been working through this semester

3 months ago

I get you

thinking about that guy

that guy from that one thing

that guy I want to put into my own thing and see what happens when I write him

stretch that slut out to his full [plot] potential

you know what I mean?


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3 months ago

I Am A Cat - a short comic

title page depicts a car driving down a road lined with palm trees in a pastel sunset. 

A young me is sitting in the backseat of the car and my mom says from the front, "Alright y'all, we're almost there. Now remember that your cousins have a pet cat. You can't treat cats like you would dogs. So no petting or play-chasing. And their cat is especially anti-social so just leave it alone or they'll bite you."
from the passenger seat my dad smugly says, "Man, cats are so dumb, I would never get one. Why would anyone get a pet that doesn't even like being around you."
The family walks inside the relatives' house as the sun sets and i linger behind the crowd scanning around the house nervously for the cat to avoid it.
as everyone files inside, the uncle starts to blare loud music. family members crowd me into a corner and as all of the clashing sounds from the house stack on top of each other i have a sensory meltdown and rush outside of the house, crying.
I sit in the dark on the screened in porch for several minutes before a creaking noise catches my attention. An orange cat stops halfway through the cat-door leading outside to stare at me quizzically. I quickly shift my gaze thinking, "just ignore it and it'll leave you alone."

After some time of the cat walking around the room he approaches me and bumps my leg with his head softly. I'm taken aback by this because I was told that the cat hated people. As I sit in the dark porch illuminated only by the glowing interior of the house through a window, the cat jumps up beside me and curls up into a ball. I stare through the window and wonder why my family would have described their cat like it was some angry beast who would hurt anyone at the slightest motion. I wonder that, "maybe... maybe they just don't understand you at all..."
END

(additional context that i couldn't fit in the comic: my family like *really* emphasized how much they disliked this cat. they spent several minutes of the car ride talking about how grumpy and mean it was)

This is a comic based on an actual event from my childhood that's been seared into my memory ever since.

3 months ago

Please tell me that y'all won't go back to tiktok once Trump gets whatever nefarious concessions he wants from the company and "saves" it. Like, you all NEED to stay gone. Stay on Xiaohongshu or move to other platforms or create a new one or whatever, but don't go back to whatever Trump-appeasement monstrosity TikTok is about to become. Don't do it.

3 months ago

this made me cry so now i need everyone to see it

This Made Me Cry So Now I Need Everyone To See It
3 months ago
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3 months ago

stared at this design so long my friend on a call thought I fell asleep

it doesn't sit right with me but I actually feel if I touch it some more I will ruin it AUGHH

Stared At This Design So Long My Friend On A Call Thought I Fell Asleep
3 months ago

“tik tok is brainrot I’m glad it’s getting deleted” YOU are ignoring an early warning sign of fascism bc silly dances and asmr annoys u. tik tok ban is a part of a MUCH bigger bill that indicates any foreign app, if deemed a threat, can be banned if the owner does not sell it. aka the government is mad bc they cannot censor & their capitalist puppet masters are mad they aren’t making money from it. and if ur ok w that……hm

3 months ago

it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there

3 months ago

hey do you ever think about how phoenix's signal samurai keychain is worn and chipped and rusted because he took it everywhere he went for 15 years

Screenshot from the Ace Attorney anime. Phoenix’s blue signal samurai keychain is attached to his bag.

and how it's emblematic of how he wears his heart on his sleeve and loves openly, stupidly. platonic or romantic, he'll risk it all (dahlia, edgeworth, maya, pearl, etc) and get battered and beaten to hell for it

meanwhile edgeworth's keychain is pristine, well-preserved from years of being hidden in drawers and gazed at on desks

Screenshot from the Ace Attorney anime. Miles’ red signal samurai keychain lays on his desk as Edgeworth drinks tea.

he knows his heart is fragile and he guards it, only allows it to see the light of day in absolute privacy. it's safe, unblemished, untouched and he's starved for affection as a result

anyway. pain

3 months ago

Guys guys guys look its. Its gordon freeman horse

Guys Guys Guys Look Its. Its Gordon Freeman Horse

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3 months ago

As a fan of both of these you are totally correct

let me preface: i'm not a sonic *or* ace attorney person. but i've made a connection

Let Me Preface: I'm Not A Sonic *or* Ace Attorney Person. But I've Made A Connection
Let Me Preface: I'm Not A Sonic *or* Ace Attorney Person. But I've Made A Connection

primarily blue and primarily red/pink and black

main character x antagonist (? from what i can tell)

slowly develops a friendship

Let Me Preface: I'm Not A Sonic *or* Ace Attorney Person. But I've Made A Connection
Let Me Preface: I'm Not A Sonic *or* Ace Attorney Person. But I've Made A Connection

primarily blue and primarily red/pink and black

main character x antagonist (? from what i can tell)

slowly develops a friendship

....

am i crazy, chat? am i coo-coo-off-my-rocker?

3 months ago

I've been keeping it off my face as much as I can on video, but I'm livid about the TikTok ban.

I have about 100,000 followers on that app. I joined during the pandemic. I was lucky to find a community full of incredible people, many of whom I now consider lifelong friends. Because of the community I found on that app, I found space to experiment with my gender presentation. I was able to come out as nonbinary (to feel SAFE ENOUGH to come out as nonbinary) because of that app.

I've seen a few Tumblr posts in which people gloat they never got into TikTok. Good for you. You won't suffer emotionally, and that makes you feel superior. But if you have no concept of what that app has meant for more than 170,000,000 Americans (that's half of all Americans!), many of whom do not have access to community in physical spaces, kindly sit down.

The ban constitutes the largest mass layoff in American history. We will lose billions of dollars in our domestic economy. Over 7 million small businesses are shuttering because of the ban. You will feel the effect of that whether or not you were on the app. If you can't grasp the significance of that, again: kindly sit down.

The language of the TikTok ban has set a dangerous precedent for the American government to shutter any tech platforms they deem "dangerous" for arbitrary, undisclosed, nebulous reasons. This will affect Americans' ability to organize, spread information, and protest. They have effectively banned our right to assembly in digital spaces. This is the greatest infringement of free speech that has ever occurred in the United States. If you can't grasp the significance of that, either: kindly sit down.

This is bigger than "never falling for the TikTok craze." This is an enormous governmental overreach sanctioned by our own Supreme Court. It's bigger than teens doing silly dances you can sneer at from your smug high horse.

And if you can't grasp that: Kindly. Sit. Down.

3 months ago
Woah! A Silly Sushi Fella?

Woah! A silly sushi fella?


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3 months ago
Something About The Unreality Of Being The Player Character, Thus Aware Of The World's Nature But Looking

something about the unreality of being the player character, thus aware of the world's nature but looking away for the sake of the others

3 months ago

If you are a British/UK citizen, there is currently a petition running (with only 125 signatures) that ends in June 2025. The petition calls for the government to make it so that you do not need a diagnosis of gender dysphoria to change your gender.

If you are a British/UK citizen, and would like to sign:

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/701159

If you're not a British/ UK citizen it'd be much appreciated if you could share this post !! :)

3 months ago

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what


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3 months ago

“bug why are you still awake its 1 am” there were. collectibles.

3 months ago

Originally read your post like this

Originally Read Your Post Like This

i bring a "they shouldnt have that wild animal in their house" sort of vibe to the conversation that enjoyers of cute animal videos dont really like


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