Forgot to upload this one but made it back in November after seeing the devastating election results.....
AI under capitalism
psych is such a good take on a modern detective bc most detectives r like grrrr 😡 I’m an uptight grumpy goose who the world has worn down 😡 I’ve seen more terrible things than u can even imagine 😡 don’t insult my intelligence with your blathering. and shawn spencer, a bisexual adhd whirlwind w daddy issues, is like ‘ew a dead body. gross! let me put on a silly disguise and flirt with the suspects. maybe do a dance. by the way it was the nanny I knew that like ten hours ago but needed to dramatize the moment for the bit’
6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !
Recognizing that the "Unnecessary feelings" comment isn't about gay thoughts makes wrightworth better in my honest opinion.
"Seeing you gives me an extreme carnal reaction and I want to kiss you stupid"? WRONG. "Your being here makes me remember a time when I was truly happy. Your presence forces me to acknowledge the icy waters I am submerged in. Your fires make me realize how cold I am, and I'm too scared of reaching out. I'm scared that the moment I reach out, I will douse your flames because I am colder than the darkest parts of this trench I find myself in and I don't think your fire can handle it.
Your warm smile makes me realize how sad I truly am. I look into your bright eyes and feel the dark bags under mine sag. I am tired and I so badly want to rest my head, if only for a moment, on your shoulder, my oldest friend. My dearest friend. My only friend. I want nothing more than to cry in your arms, but my tears are so cold that I may snuff your embers when I wet your sleeves. You open your hands to me to take my burdens, but you don't understand how hefty it is. I will crush anyone under the weight of it, including you.
It would've been better had we not met, you are too earnest, too persistent, too kind for me. You will break yourself for anyone. I don't want to be the one you break yourself on. Because you are the only one who understood me.
Don't ever show your face in front of me again."
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ouppy…. ❤️💙
I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late
Shrym is shrimp but with softer sounding letters y > I and no p. I used to have a shrimp as my fursona and I liked how the word sounded
@squ1g33 @wolfowlshield
Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!
For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)
They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.
That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.
Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well
asking for help is morally neutral. needing assistance (even a lot of it!!!) is morally neutral. you’re not a bad person for not being able to do things on your own🫂
I LOVE BED
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You have a week to answer now
Hi increasingly exasperated mutuals, would you guys like the garfcliff lore? (Garfield/Heathcliff)
Little guy line up :D
School isnt even a real thing that i have to do. I am a mouse on a farm. Scampering. Eating grains and such.
little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
why does talking to a doctor always feel like ur trying to prove u have something and they're just trying to prove u wrong
Asking Americans specifically: reblog and put in the tags how do you make tea.
Garfcliff
Teehee just kidding you don't get a choice
How?
When I was a kid I was a big fan of the big Garf, and as a man who doodles on every sheet of paper I also ended up learning how to draw him and doodled him on everything, I got introduced to Heathcliff through drawfee and since Garfield should be long retired by now I look at the comics. I also learned how to doodle him, I believe the first time I really thought about it was doodling on a foggy car window, where I doodled them kissing
What?
Imagine, if you will, Garfield going around the neighborhood and finding another outdoor car by the name of Heathcliff, Heathcliff is mute. They go ham heisting, caterwauling, etc. in a universe where they are catboys I imagine Heathcliff can ride a motorcycle and maybe cook but there's no shortage of non catboy content given Heathcliffs robot son and various other lore. Garfield thinks Heathcliff is cool, maybe even adventurous. Heathcliff thinks Garfield is funny, and secretly nice.
Why?
Why not?
Hi increasingly exasperated mutuals, would you guys like the garfcliff lore? (Garfield/Heathcliff)
Hi increasingly exasperated mutuals, would you guys like the garfcliff lore? (Garfield/Heathcliff)
I think we as a website are sleeping on the potential of Microsoft teams default memes
something something Memories