AITA For Building A Giant Wooden Horse, Consequently Bringing About The Fall Of A Nation?

I think the best form of daegyu is a scenario where thangyu is extremely hinted at and/or established and then thanos fucking dies and for some reason daeho and namgyu interact and then he sort of gets adopted into the 456 group because they feel bad for him

Maybe they're interacting cus he sees namgyu crying and then later sees him abt to overdose or smth and is like not on my watch buster

Maybe daeho has had a little crush/interest on namgyu since he saw him at the beginning of the games, and then just couldn't bring himself to see namgyu so sad after the fight

Michael and Helen spotted at good will

-. ODYSSEUS brainrot~ Supergiant Games' Hades verse, bAYBAY ONE DRAFT, AT LEAST, I could end up scraping it for something entirely different or make 4960569854096 of these, idk-

Obviously Odysseus is exactly the type of bitch who would land his ass in Elysium, as such, he is a warrior that can be encountered in the beautiful grassy planes of the last layer of the Underworld before the temple.

BUT GET THIS... his location isn't fixed. Odysseus is never to be found at an exact chamber, in a similar fashion to Thanatos' wildly randomised spawning, Odysseus will appear at random in any given Elysium chamber (I debated putting him in the temple instead because there's one character per area,, but idk--). This for various reasons:

He is the forever wanderer, his is the Odyssey we reference when we insinuate long travels, as such he shan't cease to move in death, either.

He dies before Penelope, before Telemachus, before those he cared for, and without his family, without his wife, he is simply far too restless to sit somewhere (he's looking for them, maybe?)

He has no intentions of fucking with the other warriors or to fight, he doesn't want to meet the likes of Theseus or be roped into stopping the prince's escapes, so he keeps moving, lest someone he doesn't want to encounter shows.

I can't decide whether I'd want his presence in the next chamber to be told by the symbol on the door or to keep it Than style where you get whatever item you chose and some bonus from him, but the latter would suit the game better mayhaps.

Maybe his spawning will also be similar to Than in the sense that he alters how the encounter functions, where Than challenges, perhaps Odysseus will throw strategies at you idk-- Wily Odysseus, ya know

I'm debating, but what if he could give items as well, kind of like Patroclus' two other items (you know, besides the Kiss of Styx Premium, my eternal life-saver lmao) that affect encounters:

Lotus Wine - A lotus-tainted jug of wine that applies a Dionysus-boon-like effect to your attack that slows your enemy down and temporarily blinds them to your presence (lasts 10 encounters).

Wooden Helmet - Shaped oddly to resemble a horse, leaves you completely undetected from all enemies until you land the first hit on them (lasts 10 encounters).

Molly Bracelet - A teeny garland of molly, will apply a 20% damage resistance against witches, butterflies, poison as well as Madness boons (lasts 10 encounters).

Obviously you can give him nectar and I think his keepsake would be called something like Forlorn Travels and it looks like a little leather-bag meant to resemble Aeolus' wind bag tied close with the string of his bow and a piece of Penelope's yarn, that I THINK (still debating here) will have an effect on chambers where it will increase the chances of stumbling upon Daedalus hammers, Centaur hearts, Gems, Keys, Coins, (Darkness? mayhaps--) but lower the frequency of Boons, as though the 'winds' are guiding you (away from Gods, similar to Sisyphus' who works on attack/special/cast you don't have a boon for).

Travelling with Odysseus' keepsake (and increasing your relationship with him) will spawn interesting convos with Athena, Poseidon, and Zeus above all else, and of course Hermes whom is not only involved with Odysseus but also always knows all the tea, anyway (I love when he compliments me for beating my best time, but can he not tease me for timing myself).

His favour could have something to do with Penelope? His could be a reuniting favour like Achilles/Patroclus and Orpheus/Eurydice, but that would mean also designing Penelope's existence in the game which I'm too lazy to do. But it should be something like that.

love how everyone just collectively agreed namgyu is a loud mf

ms fleming is elias if you even care

"steve (peter) I'm ending our affair"

sure bud

I'm back with the musicals x tma

heathers but ram and kurt are mike crew and oliver banks and their dads are simon and rayner

also imho the heathers should be jane jude and julia

my reasoning for all of this? it'd be funny and my dead gay son would be even funnier

So yk how chronos brings us to asphodel is he gonna like,, bring us other places too like elysium

From what I understand he's not bringing us there exactly he's bringing us back in time so could we see like eurydice and patroclus and sisyphus

Or even on top of that we can't talk to them because it is just a vision of a past time but maybe we see them talking to zag

OR even if we do only stay in asphodel maybe one time chronos puts us there when zag is fighting and/or maybe than shows up to help him

guys help guys please

I can't be the only one thinking icarus' back (atleast) would be covered in burns

huge angst opportunity to make that bitch cry all the time

So that's basically what happened in "The Cyclops Saga" right ?

idk if this has ever been said but I've been rewatching epic animatics and I noticed in I Can't Help But Wonder he says:

"Usdd to say I'd make the storm clouds cry for you. Used to say I'd capture wind and sky for you"

And he DID

He caused so many storms by upsetting the gods trying to get home. He went to aeolus with and got a bag of captured wind to get home.