Aziraphale Loves Crowley So Much That He Is Willing To Rebuild Heaven For Him.

it never hit me how shortsighted Heaven is until i realized they put a Principality (whose entire raison d’être is to protect places and people from harm) in charge of Earth, and then were genuinely surprised when Armageddon came and said Principality went absolutely off-the-grid feral trying to stop it

i didn’t have colin robinson saying “i didn’t have that on my 2023 bingo card” on my 2023 bingo card

Neil Gaiman on July 27:

Neil Gaiman on July 28:

RAAHHH TOP 3 ALL IN ONE I WIN

Poem is by @/inkskinned here on tumblr! Original under the cut ^^

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

I'm gonna be playing along with this. Some are gut feelings, some are well reasoned predictions, a few are completely wild guesses. I don't think any have come up yet (if you discount the Latin in the OIAR's logo, but that hasn't come up in-narrative), so the series gets a bit of a head start.

Feel free to edit your own in - I'm curious what other people's pet expectations are. I used Baskerville Old Face because I don't have whichever fancy Baskerville font the transcripts actually use.

When you try to consume a media but it consumes you instead:

YALL CAN CHOOSE??

damn,,, these allegations got hands

I didn't know that GothTwink/English-Lit Professor was a trope I needed but apparently it is and I would like to personally thank Neil Gaiman for giving me two.