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Dreamling/Ineffable Husbands Parallels:
"We're not friends"
"Dating through the ages" montage episode
*Need to make Shakespeare famous*
One of them never eats
Hob/Aziraphale: looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you
Dream/Crowley: looks like they could kill you, actually a cinnamon roll. That could actually kill you.
Their arc ends with them sitting together at a food establishment
50% of the couple must be goth
The other 50% has a thing for tweed elbow patches
I didn't know that GothTwink/English-Lit Professor was a trope I needed but apparently it is and I would like to personally thank Neil Gaiman for giving me two.
Ok so I was looking on Hulu to see if it had the most recent wwdits ep (08x04) and OMG GUYS Y IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
Wwdits 09x04
WE R FINALLY GOING TO MEET FREDDIE!!! I AM GOING TO LOSE IT GUYS OMG Y IS NO ONE SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS LIKE HELLO???
No cause my dad legit came into my room and asked why I was screaming 😭 I had no idea how to explain
I yelled.
Musical parody, drag theater. Full play, 1 hr 40 mins.
Think Starkid but more drag queens and muscle twinks <3 <3
and yeah you got your reddie
only the IT fandom can turn a horror film into an angsty story about gay teens in love
straight friend groups be like: [blonde girl] [brunette girl] [kyle] [brad]
gay friend groups be like: [a polyamorous artist with a wooden finger] [a nonbinary mercenary raised by nuns to avenge their family] [the mercenary's best friend whos also in love with them] [a musician who cant read and invented the worlds first pyramid scheme] [a guy who used to sew dresses with his mom and now hes a pirate] [a guy who gets sucked silly in the rations closet] [a swedish guy who sleeps in a barrel] [a cook whos also a doctor] [nathaniel buttons]
presented without comment.
I screamed when I saw this omg it’s so wholesome imma cry
[Maintenance note acquired!}
Rockstar Foxy is the drummer who is programmed to help children who are handicapped and with disabilities, wherein he instills confidence in them through telling stories, acting, and singing shanties. He is meant to give confidence to children, by helping them with whatever they're struggling with and telling them they're doing a great job. He is also programmed to help children with prosthetics to get used to them. He is also inspired by David Bowie, hope we dont get sued.
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Hey guys im so fucking funny/hj
In actual history, Anne Bonny and Mary Read were in a poly triand with Calico Jack, so what I need in OFMD future seasons is for Bonny and Read to turn up as a happy sapphic couple who kicked CJ out of the polycule for being annoying.
Pain. Just fucking pain
ships in the night
Same thing different font
This needs to be said again
WHY is there no 'Soldier, Poet, King' animatic with Gimli, Legolas and Aragorn.
I love khonshu so much omg
Arthur: Hey bro, what do you want to eat?
Khonshu: KILL HIM
Steven: A bagel
Khonshu: NO! CRUSH HIS WINDPIPE!
Steven: Two bagels
WHY IS THERE STILL NO KHONSHU/READER FICS IT'S BEEN 3 EPISODES
WHERE ARE MY MONSTERFUCKERS! Y'ALL R GETTING SLOW! I NEED FANFIC STAT!!
I MEAN LOOK AT HIM! HOW CAN U NOT LOVE HIM <3
after stede and edward stop fighting eds gonna be like "fuck.. sorry about all your books.." and stedes gonna be like "oh no matter i have secondary copies of every one" then he's gonna open another secret passageway and lucius is gonna be in there eating paper
Saw someone refer to them as Krakhouse (kraken + lighthouse) and was reminded of how much I love the internet sometimes
I'm sensing a pattern here 🤔
for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully
Where is my kraken Ed/ lighthouse keeper Stede au?
this is the only way i can explain it folks that’s it
bagginshield moments in the hobbit trilogy:
an unexpected journey:
- bilbo was a simp for thorin the second he knocked on his door
- bilbo hearing gandalf and elrond talk about thorin in rivendell and thorin letting him hear
- thorin fully risking his life to save bilbo even tho he thinks he’s a “burden”
- bilbo being so personally hurt by thorin saying what he said, that he decides to leave (dramatic gay™️)
- thorin realizing he actually hurt bilbo and regretting having said anything (guilty gay™️)
- “why did you come back”
- bilbo saying he came back bc he wants to help thorin find a home
- bilbo being the one to intervene in thorin’s fight w azog despite never fighting before and having every excuse to stay on the tree
- he fully jumps an orc???? like twice the size of him???? to save his boyfriend????
- faces AZOG head on bc thorin wasn’t moving
- thorins first question upon waking being about whether bilbo is okay
- trying so hard to be angry at bilbo
- bilbo becoming a burden on thorins HEART rather than his mind
- “i have never been so wrong in all my life. i am sorry i doubted you.”
- the look™️ after the hug
the desolation of smaug:
- thorin and bilbo having the most willpower out of everyone in the group
- constantly joining at each other’s sides
- the look on thorins face when he realizes bilbo isn’t with them anymore
- thorin being the only one to think that bilbo would come for them
- thorin RUNNING to the cell door when bilbo appears
- bilbo looking to thorin when he asks them to trust him
- thorin being the only one who trusts bilbos judgement w the barrels
- “well done, master baggins”
- bilbo vouching for thorins character
- thorin giving him the Look™️ as bilbo speaks on his behalf
- “you have keen eyes, master baggins”
- “thorin, you can’t give up now.”
- thorin coming back as soon as bilbo calls for them
- thorin trying to dehumanize bilbo as much as possible so he “won’t care” as much about his life, being fully incapable of doing so
- bilbos FACE when thorin turns his sword on him
- thorin being able to really easily read bilbo’s expressions, even when he’s blind by greed
- thorin suggesting they all split up and taking bilbo with him
- bilbo not wanting to go with balin, and calling for thorin as he’s pulled away
- bilbo always immediately responding to thorins commands, not hesitating or doubting him for a second
- “keep going bilbo!”
battle of the five armies
- “i’ve tried talking to him, but he won’t listen.”
- the fact that bilbo took to stone because he knew what it would do to thorin, not caring if thorin found out and hated him after because he knew he was helping him
- the way thorin LOOKS at him when he shows him the acorn
- literally the Look™️
- the way bilbo relaxes under That Specific Gaze from thorin
- bilbo being the only one who cares enough to try and reason with thorin
- “you should never underestimate dwarves” ft. the Look™️
- thorin intentionally gives him one of the strongest pieces of armor they have
- “i look absurd,” “it is a gift, a token of our friendship. true friends are hard to come by.”
- never assuming for a SECOND that bilbo would be the one to betray him
- the SYMBOLISM of thorin backing away and them being separated by the other dwarves
- “i’m not afraid of thorin”
- thorins face when he realizes bilbo was the one to betray him
- bilbos voice being the only one thorin hears clearly in his head, the only voice that brings him to sense
- bilbos FACE as he says “thorin” when they finally come to fight
- thorins face when bilbo comes to warn him of the fifth army
- the Look™️
- they exchange one look and bilbo knows that he’s meant to go with thorin
- “i’m glad you’re here”
- “you’re going to live, thorin.”
- bilbo holding his hand
- “plant your tree, watch it grow”
- bilbo begging him to stay alive, whispering to him about the sky and the eagles, desperately saying his name as he dies
- cradling his body
- sobbing next to him
- standing alone at his body during the funeral, unmoving
- trying desperately not to cry, being unable to look at his body
- “i know that’s how you must honor him, but to me he was never that. he was... he was...”
- just nodding, balin knowing exactly what he wants to say but can’t bring himself to
- “who is this person you pledged your loyalty to? thorin oakenshield?”
- the Look™️
- “he... he was my friend.”
- bilbo baggins kept that map, thorins map, the for the rest of his life, for it was all he had left of a lost love
WHY is there no 'Soldier, Poet, King' animatic with Gimli, Legolas and Aragorn.
Somebody NEEDS to do a Hobbit animatic of 'Téir Abhaile Riú' by Celtic Women where:
The girl who wants to go with the sailors is Bilbo
The people that are telling the girl to stay are the other hobbits in the shire with their judgy mf faces
The sailors are the dwarfs
Galway is Erebor
The spoons - 'pick up your spoons, He's waiting to hear you play them' - are conkers coz Bilbo can play conkers
Bonus points if it's Bagginshield
Please I need this