Silvariations - Starry Lake

Ben 10 is a magical girl

A family doesn’t need to be a man, woman, and child. Families come in all shapes and sizes! Sometimes a family is Teddy Roosevelt (president of the United States), Sacajawea (Lemhi-Shoshone guide of the Lewis and Clark expedition), Octavius ( miniature Roman general), Jedidiah (miniature cowboy), Attila (you know, Attila the Hun), Ahkmenrah (fourth king of the fourth kings), Dexter (a monkey), Nicky (aspiring dj), and Larry (Middle aged guy who probably should have looked for a different job) !!

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next

reblog if you're a fucked up creature 👍🏾

men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

Poseidon in epic the musical is really like "how dare you blind my son I wish you'd murdered him instead"

every time someone thinks ishmael limbus company likes men an angel dies

au where occasionally the identities just chime in on the story.

heathcliff considers going back to Wuthering Heights and every other heath id is either

ARE YOU DAFT MATE!?!?!

or

no no the blokes got a point

meanwhile all the Yi Sang ids have been yapping for 4 days straight please stop them-

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Arceus could kill Macbeth

Yes, Arceus from the Pokemon franchise could kill Macbeth!

Being genderless and also seemingly the creator of the universe and therefore having no birthing parent, it applies for the Gender Clause, Unconventional Birth Clause, and Birth Parent Clause! Thank you for your submission!

cool tip for online

you never have to reblog a post

is the post making you feel guilty for not reblogging it? probably a bad post

reblog button is your button, you choose when to press