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Green Dawn: *happens*
Me, turning to Funeral of the dead butterflies, who's in the Training team: WANNA BREACH, FUCKER?
Funeral: Uhh-
Me: WELL, TOO BAD, YOUR AGENT DIED SO WE ONLY HAVE FREI'S HERE AND WE'RE BREAKING YOU OUT!
Funeral: ...-
Nicole (One of my actual agents): *Does Repression work on Funeral two times while having lvl 5 Fortitude because it's my orders*
Funeral: *sigh* Welp, rules are rules...
Everyone in Asiyah: WOO, ORDEAL SLAYER, ORDEAL SLAYER!
Funeral: Guess that's my name now...
Quick! There's not enough time! Vote for Queen of Hatred!
Needs to be screened for depression.
Why does bro know that?
Must adhere to the knight's code.
Probably a serial killer.
Low-empathy autism swag.
We have GOT to talk about your family.
Kind of a shitbag but understandable given the circumstances.
Spent half their life on a marine vessel. Not straight.
Advocate for workers rights.
Only thing keeping things together.
Plagued by guilt. Not straight.
Is going to fuck everyone over at the first given opportunity.
Burnt out to hell and back.
Why am I still getting likes and Followers, the UpperMoon incorrect quotes series was a joke
wuthering heights and thrushcross grange:
heathcliff writing love letters to cathy 2.0 under his sons name:
linton heathcliff:
hindley when heathcliff knocks at the door:
aaaand heathcliff, right before reducing hindley to a bloody puddle:
everyone when heathcliff shows up after 3 years:
anything: happens
joseph:
[heathcliff talking to infant hareton after hindley's death] ". . . previous to following with Hareton, he lifted the unfortunate child on to the table and muttered, with peculiar gusto, 'Now, my bonny lad, you are mine! And we'll see if one tree won't grow as crooked as another, with the same wind to twist it!' The unsuspecting thing was pleased at this speech: he played with Heathcliff's whiskers, and stroked his cheek . . ."
heathcliff, 3 seconds after marrying isabella:
This NEEDS to become real
dhmis episode where it’s about marriage
duck and red get married (forced for ghe education) and as the episode goes in they turn into a toxic marriage, fighting yellin n shit while yellow is kind of like their kid being raised in a toxic family and like. does that make sense sigh.
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like it’s an episode about marriage
blah blah song song but at the end the err teacher guy (either like a bouquet or a ring) marries duck and red (like, scene transition and suddenly they’re getting married)
both r like wtf.
“wait, what? married? i dint want to be-“
“yeah, i would never marry this idiot”
“hey, you cant say that to your wife”
“did you just? did you call yourself my wife?” ( <- he sort of has the self awareness blunt passed to him )
“i did, and quite frankly i don’t feel very respected as your wife.”
“you aren’t my wife.”
“oh yeah? well, explain this.” ( pulls out his ID. it says “CERTIFIED WIFE” on it in big letters.)
“ugh. fine! whatever.”
etc etc, they’re reluctant for a bit,
but it gets worse then after a while they fight more while yellows just like ☹️😕😦 in the background
later later after a big fight duck leaves divorce prbly abandons yellow and red an. red is all broken up about it, and duck goes out to live his best divorced dad life .
yellow comes up and starts like. singing. smthn lkke love isn’t always forever. mommy and daddy don’t stay together. feelings change. people drift away. etc idk idk.
then it just goes back to normal and theyr like. hm.
sorry 4 making 0 sense.