Green Dawn: *happens*

Could Perry the Platypus Kill Macbeth?

Yes, Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb could kill Macbeth!

Due to being a platypus, which hatch from eggs, he applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause! Thank you for your submission!

A random seahorse could Kill Macbeth

Yes, Any Seahorse from Real Life could kill Macbeth!

The way seahorse childbirth works is that the female produces eggs (not "eggs" like chicken eggs, "eggs" like human eggs) which she then deposits into the pouch of the male, in which the eggs will grow into very small yet fully formed seahorses and emerge from the male's pouch as a live birth. This means that all seahorses apply for the Birth Parent Clause, with their birthing parent being the male instead of the female. Thank you for your submission!

reblog if you're a fucked up creature 👍🏾

How can I watch Chainsaw man properly when I can't look into Makima's eyes without thinking of Big bird

MAD SCIENTIST OTD IS...

jae-heon from library of ruina

jae-heon is a distorted and sadistic scientist!

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

You’ve heard of MLM / WLW Solidarity…..

Now get ready for

🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥MLM / WLW UNHEALTHY SIBLING RIVALRY!!!🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥

would Optimus Prime count?

Yes, Optimus Prime from the Transformers franchise could kill Macbeth!

While there are a myriad of continuities tied to the origins of Optimus Prime and the Transformers in general, most (if not all) of these continuities apply him for the Unconventional Birth Clause and the Birth Parent Clause!

Thank you for your submission!

Kill then with kindness- WRONG

CURSE OF AHKMENRAH

*knocks you out with solid gold magic tablet*