Kill Then With Kindness- WRONG

AU where everyday you meet a different version of ayin instead of only on the last 4 days

and all of them become librarians when lor happens so instead of having nuggets it’s all just. different ayins

it looks like

Argalia, Did you ever get your pen back from Full Stop Office?

I assume they dropped it in the Library! Personally I didn't have the time to look for it myself when I was there.. 🎼

Jesus Christ from the Bible. I'm feeling sacrilegious today

Jesus Christ from The Bible is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

Olivia and Olly from Paper Mario: The Origami King

Olivia counts for Gender Clause, and both of them were not born, but created: Olly by a male craftsman, and Olivia by Olly himself (so they both count for Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause)

Yes, Olly and Olivia from Paper Mario: The Origami King could both kill Macbeth!

They were both designed by the Origami Craftsman (a male Toad), and Olly (left) was folded by him as well, whereupon he came to life and trapped the Craftsman, folding his sister Olivia (right) himself. Olivia applies for all three Clauses, and Olly applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause!

Thank you for your submission!

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Arceus could kill Macbeth

Yes, Arceus from the Pokemon franchise could kill Macbeth!

Being genderless and also seemingly the creator of the universe and therefore having no birthing parent, it applies for the Gender Clause, Unconventional Birth Clause, and Birth Parent Clause! Thank you for your submission!

This NEEDS to become real

dhmis episode where it’s about marriage

duck and red get married (forced for ghe education) and as the episode goes in they turn into a toxic marriage, fighting yellin n shit while yellow is kind of like their kid being raised in a toxic family and like. does that make sense sigh.

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like it’s an episode about marriage

blah blah song song but at the end the err teacher guy (either like a bouquet or a ring) marries duck and red (like, scene transition and suddenly they’re getting married)

both r like wtf.

“wait, what? married? i dint want to be-“

“yeah, i would never marry this idiot”

“hey, you cant say that to your wife”

“did you just? did you call yourself my wife?” ( <- he sort of has the self awareness blunt passed to him )

“i did, and quite frankly i don’t feel very respected as your wife.”

“you aren’t my wife.”

“oh yeah? well, explain this.” ( pulls out his ID. it says “CERTIFIED WIFE” on it in big letters.)

“ugh. fine! whatever.”

etc etc, they’re reluctant for a bit,

but it gets worse then after a while they fight more while yellows just like ☹️😕😦 in the background

later later after a big fight duck leaves divorce prbly abandons yellow and red an. red is all broken up about it, and duck goes out to live his best divorced dad life .

yellow comes up and starts like. singing. smthn lkke love isn’t always forever. mommy and daddy don’t stay together. feelings change. people drift away. etc idk idk.

then it just goes back to normal and theyr like. hm.

sorry 4 making 0 sense.