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Grimm asks his child for early access to the Brumm’s new album with unsatisfying results

Sorry, but "When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?" will never not be funny to me

Like, excuse me? What did you just call the woman who's been faithfully waiting for her husband's return for over a decade?

Twitter post

Okay I drew this thing a long time ago for fun and never posted it until now... and I didn't expect it to blow up in the way it did. Now I'm asking myself what have I done.

ben: why does p’andor call you “baby girl”

bivalvan: how about we stop talking for a while

UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (+ Douma x Akaza) (pt. 10)

Fuckkkkkk I want to fuck Hong Lu so fucking baddddddd~~~

put spikes on your wheelchair's handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it'll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you're abducted. wail like you're in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say "fuck you" under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we're fighting dirty. we have to.

I remember a post about Spiderman being an honorary magical girl and I have a own little additional opinion:

Ben 10 and Danny Phantom should also be honorary magical girls

Reasons:

- They have transformation scenes

- They are teenagers (like the ones I'm familiar with)

- They have/had a weekly villain format of episodes

- They got dark at certain points (I'm not sure about most magical animes but I know that Madoka is definitely dark)

- Why not?

Can i also point out how freaking funny is that Telemachus went on a "diplomatic" mission, only to return cosplaying as Athena to kill the suitors?

Telemachus: "im going to kill those bastards"

Athena: "no not dressed like that"

Telemachus: "ok better?"

Athena: "yes bitch slay"

Why doesn't Ahkmenrah have Egyptian makeup??? Why is there not a single pharaoh with makeup in the NATM??????