I Remember A Post About Spiderman Being An Honorary Magical Girl And I Have A Own Little Additional Opinion:

Mewtwo? Genderless, a clone grown in a lab, and from a male creator?

Yes, Mewtwo from the Pokemon franchise could kill Macbeth!

Canonically genderless and created in a lab, Mewtwo applies for the Gender Clause and Unconventional Birth Clause! Also, while Mewtwo's specific creator is not consistent across the franchise, it is almost always credited to a man, with notable examples being Dr. Fuji, Giovanni, Blaine, and Bill. This still applies Mewtwo for the Birth Parent Clause, however, as none of these potential fathers are women. Thank you for your submission!

they homeless catnap box him

Reblog = Adopted him

Like = Pat head

can you imagine someone loving you so much that you ask them to haunt you when they're dead because you're full of regret and can't bear to be apart from them and then you later you dig up their grave to be close to them

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

Kill then with kindness- WRONG

CURSE OF AHKMENRAH

*knocks you out with solid gold magic tablet*

KAPOW!!!!!

Smash /hj

Omg I redesigned the man

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

Over 100 years of modern film technology developing & yet the only POC Heathcliffs we have in adaptations come from a movie made in 2011 & a Korean gacha indie game

Green Dawn: *happens*

Me, turning to Funeral of the dead butterflies, who's in the Training team: WANNA BREACH, FUCKER?

Funeral: Uhh-

Me: WELL, TOO BAD, YOUR AGENT DIED SO WE ONLY HAVE FREI'S HERE AND WE'RE BREAKING YOU OUT!

Funeral: ...-

Nicole (One of my actual agents): *Does Repression work on Funeral two times while having lvl 5 Fortitude because it's my orders*

Funeral: *sigh* Welp, rules are rules...

Everyone in Asiyah: WOO, ORDEAL SLAYER, ORDEAL SLAYER!

Funeral: Guess that's my name now...