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Ben loves going West Virginia, turn into Big Chill, and pretend to be the Mothman. Makes him chuckle every time someone mistakes him for the Mothman.

I love how Sevenseven is constantly humilated whenever he appears. He really is the pathetic blorbo of the family. I bet most people who hire him are like "Damn SixSix was already taken guess I'll have to go with SevenSeven"

Oh my god. You’re so right. He really is a pathetic little meow meow.

Even when he was working together with SixSix, he was the one getting pushed down a flight of stairs while SixSix was using bombs.

“I couldn’t get SixSix.”

“Yeah, he can be hard to get a hold of. We can just get EightEight.”

“I called her first, she wouldn’t take the job.”

“Oh. …We’re going to have to hire SevenSeven aren’t we?”

“…Yeah.”

“Goddammit.”

(A coffin arrives.)

Viktor: It’s a coffin. There’s a name engraved on it.

*shows the name*

WHORE. It’s empty!

*grabs Lord Transyl*

AND YOU’RE GOING IN IT!

VIKTOR HAND-CRAFTED IT THEN MAILED IT TO HIMSELF JUST TO SAY THIS

Guys Ben's 14 moth babies' birthday is November 7

"what? didn't you read about this in my file?"

commissions

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

A man goes to the fish market and walks up to a stall. There is a young boy selling fish. The boy is shouting "BUY MY DAMN FISH!". The man says you can't say that! The boy responds. "What do you mean? I caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." The man says okay and buys some and brings them home. He says to his wife "cook these damn fish!" His wife responds with a shocked face and says you can't say that! He says "the boy told me he caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." So the wife cooks up the fish and they're having dinner and the husband says "pass the damn fish!" To which his daughter responds "that's the spirit dad! Pass the fucking french fries!"

I think it’s pretty underrated that when making the Andromeda 5, they went Fire is pure radiation heat, Electricity is a jellyfish, Water is an oyster / barnacle, Earth is an armadillo / pangolin.

You’re nodding along. It’s pretty standard and straightforward. Nothing crazy.

Then for Air they make a giant turtle that turns into a fan. Because why not.

gotta say even the little tidbits we were fed about the andromeda 5 and their personalities makes them far more interesting than most other side characters. p’andor quickly identified an aerophibian despite coming from a completely different galaxy, implying hes a quick learner with a good memory. ra’ad regards the others as friends so close to him that he was willing to murder ben for getting them captured, suggesting he forms attachments quickly and has a protective streak (and maybe even something of a temper). bivalvan has shown himself to be very good with technology, and is remarkably self-sufficient, but seems pretty self-centered, as he only really considers himself when in a dangerous situation. galapagus, despite being pretty naive, improvises and adapts quickly. andreas is very much a follower, rarely making his own decisions and instead falling in line with the loudest personality around him.

P’andor and Bivalvan went from “I Hate You” (genuine) to “I Hate You” (sarcastic)

Alternatively: Enemies (derogatory) to Enemies (affectionate)

this is the canon we deserve

ben: why does p’andor call you “baby girl”

bivalvan: how about we stop talking for a while

trans men be like hot and shit like they're just hot as fuck like what the fuck man why are you being so hot god damn

The powerpuff girls could kill Macbeth!

Yes, Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup from Powerpuff Girls could kill Macbeth!

Due to being artificially created from a concoction of sugar, spice, everything nice, and Chemical X by Professor Utonium, the three of them all apply for the Gender Clause, Unconventional Birth Clause, and Birth Parent Clause! Thank you for your submission!

Hatsune Miku could kill MacBeth

Yes, Hatsuke Miku from Vocaloid could kill Macbeth!

She applies for all three clauses: Gender Clause due to being a girl; Unconventional Birth Clause due to being a software voicebank; and the Birth Parent Clause due to her creator being male software developer Sasaki Wataru! Thank you both for your submission!

A random seahorse could Kill Macbeth

Yes, Any Seahorse from Real Life could kill Macbeth!

The way seahorse childbirth works is that the female produces eggs (not "eggs" like chicken eggs, "eggs" like human eggs) which she then deposits into the pouch of the male, in which the eggs will grow into very small yet fully formed seahorses and emerge from the male's pouch as a live birth. This means that all seahorses apply for the Birth Parent Clause, with their birthing parent being the male instead of the female. Thank you for your submission!

Could Perry the Platypus Kill Macbeth?

Yes, Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb could kill Macbeth!

Due to being a platypus, which hatch from eggs, he applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause! Thank you for your submission!

would Optimus Prime count?

Yes, Optimus Prime from the Transformers franchise could kill Macbeth!

While there are a myriad of continuities tied to the origins of Optimus Prime and the Transformers in general, most (if not all) of these continuities apply him for the Unconventional Birth Clause and the Birth Parent Clause!

Thank you for your submission!

Giratina, Palkia, and Dialga are genderless, hatched from eggs (which we know thanks to a weird event in heartgold/soulsilver where arceus can create a new version of one of these three via egg), and were created by a genderless being (arceus)

Yes, Giratina, Palkia, and Dialga from the Pokemon franchise could kill Macbeth!

All three are genderless in-game, as well as their creator Arceus, and hatch from eggs similar to most other Pokemon, applying them for the Gender Clause, Unconventional Birth Clause, and Birth Parent Clause! Thank you for your submission!

Arceus could kill Macbeth

Yes, Arceus from the Pokemon franchise could kill Macbeth!

Being genderless and also seemingly the creator of the universe and therefore having no birthing parent, it applies for the Gender Clause, Unconventional Birth Clause, and Birth Parent Clause! Thank you for your submission!

Mewtwo? Genderless, a clone grown in a lab, and from a male creator?

Yes, Mewtwo from the Pokemon franchise could kill Macbeth!

Canonically genderless and created in a lab, Mewtwo applies for the Gender Clause and Unconventional Birth Clause! Also, while Mewtwo's specific creator is not consistent across the franchise, it is almost always credited to a man, with notable examples being Dr. Fuji, Giovanni, Blaine, and Bill. This still applies Mewtwo for the Birth Parent Clause, however, as none of these potential fathers are women. Thank you for your submission!

Olivia and Olly from Paper Mario: The Origami King

Olivia counts for Gender Clause, and both of them were not born, but created: Olly by a male craftsman, and Olivia by Olly himself (so they both count for Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause)

Yes, Olly and Olivia from Paper Mario: The Origami King could both kill Macbeth!

They were both designed by the Origami Craftsman (a male Toad), and Olly (left) was folded by him as well, whereupon he came to life and trapped the Craftsman, folding his sister Olivia (right) himself. Olivia applies for all three Clauses, and Olly applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause!

Thank you for your submission!

Angela from Library of Ruina could (and likely would) kill Macbeth

Yes, Angela from Library of Ruina could kill Macbeth!

Being an AI created by two men (Ayin and Benjamin), she applies for all three Clauses!

Thank you for your submission!

Today's fuckable old man of the day is:

Hokma! He is like 10,000 due to time shenanigans and fuckable!

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

put spikes on your wheelchair's handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it'll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you're abducted. wail like you're in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say "fuck you" under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we're fighting dirty. we have to.

good traits gone bad

perfectionism - never being satisfied

honesty - coming off as rude and insensitive

devotion - can turn into obsession

generosity - being taken advantage of

loyalty - can make them blind for character faults in others

being dependable - always depending on them

ambitiousness - coming off as ruthless

optimism - not being realistic

diligence - not able to bend strict rules

protectiveness - being overprotective

cautiousness - never risking anything

being determined - too focussed on one thing

persuasiveness - coming off as manipulative

tidiness - can become an obsession

being realistic - being seen as pessimistic

assertiveness - coming off as bossy

pride - not accepting help from others

innocence - being seen as naive

selflessness - not thinking about themself enough

being forgiving - not holding others accountable

curiosity - asking too much questions

persistence - being seen as annoying

being charming - can seem manipulative

modesty - not reaching for more

confidence - coming off as arrogant

wit/humor - not taking things serious

patience - being left hanging

strategic - coming off as calculated

being caring - being overbearing

tolerance - being expected to tolerate a lot

eagerness - coming off as impatient

being observant - being seen as nosy

independence - not accepting help

being considerate - forgetting about themself

fearlessness - ignoring real danger

politeness - not telling what they really think

reliability - being taken advantage of

empathy - getting overwhelmed with feeling too much for other people

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

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NOT JIF,

GIF.

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WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.