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Second Blog! @foxy-writes

Hello everyone! I come bearing an announcement: I have started a second blog and while this could be an epic fail I wanted to try posting my own, much longer, (and sometimes much darker+spicier) stories. So if you're interested please check it out, I currently have a poll running to decide the first story! I will still be posting to this blog I just wanted a way to separate my romance stories from my fan-fiction.

Cowboy Mammon Drabble <3

Thinking About…

Thinking About Cowboy Mammon! Who looks oh so good fixing the fence. Nail between his teeth, the same teeth that left you marked after every encounter. The ache of your body is no longer a deterrent once he strips himself of his shirt leaving him in only his low-slung jeans dirty from the day's work. They don’t stay on long though as you go to bring him a cleaner, less sweat covered shirt only to be slung over his shoulder as he takes you to the shed and bends you over Lucifer’s workbench and eats you out till your essence is dripping down his chin, your screams the only thing to be heard across the acres of farmland and his brothers red in the face as the screams reach the main house, but neither of you seem to care as you lower yourself to return the favor.

"Can we please get this figured out?" You pleaded looking at the clock in your office as two of your employees argued over a project you had assigned to them.

Now normally this would be fine, they'd work it out, but today was Valentine's Day and you had plans to go out with your husband tonight.

"Look all I'm saying is-"

"I don't care, you're formatting is completely wrecking the entire project"

"It's not that serious-"

Honestly, they had been in your office the past two hours, arguing over the formatting and accuracy of the other persons work.

"Listen here you little-" one began, his face red with frustration, until you interrupted him by slamming a nearby book on your desk

"Enough! Just fix the formatting and go home!" You glared at them exhausted, only to sigh when the phone rang

"Hello?" You asked as around this time of day calls to your business phone were quite uncommon

"Y/n! Excellent you answered, how'd your meeting go?" You smiled waving your employees out of the room as you sank into your chair.

"I honestly want to stab them both" you sighed knowing that as tempting as it sounded, you were joking but with out skipping a beat, your wonderful husband responded

"Okay, well don't get blood on your clothing because not only do we have dinner reservations for seven, but the blood would also count as evidence" you smiled a bit bigger and even laughed a bit at your husband supporting your 'idea' of murder

"You're a hero Tenya, you shouldn't be enabling your partner to murder people" you could practically hear the gears turning in his head and laughed

"I'll be there to pick you up in a few minutes" he went on to change the subject as you laughed even more

"Alright, Love you Tenya"

"I love you too y/n"

MHA MASTERLIST PT.2

AOT, JJK, HQ MASTERLIST

OBEY ME MASTERLIST

~Bakugou Katsuki~

Manga

Ride

Birthday Headcannons 2022

Boom Boom Birthday

Bakugou Birthday Playlist

Bakugou With A Sick S/O

Bakugou Late Night Playlist

Late Night Bakugou Headcannons

Bakugou Relationship Headcannons

Bakugou Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Betrayal

Bestie

Sick S/O Headcannons

Next Time

Rain

~Aizawa Shouta~

Goodbye

NSFW Alphabet

Pro-Hero's With A Chaotic Himbo BF

Sacrifical Student

Aizawa Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

Day Off

Recital

Nightmare

Near Death

Insanity

~Izuku Midoriya~

Midoriya Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Fluffy Headcannons

Deku x Hospital Bed

Betrayal

Bestie

Sick S/O Headcannons

~Shoto Todoroki~

Soft Valentine's Day 2022 Playlist

Valentine's Day 2022 Oneshot

Spicy Valentine's Day 2022 Playlist

Betrayal

Bestie

Sick S/O Headcannons

Angsty Drabble Pt.1

Angsty Drabble Pt.2

Fatigue (A Shoto Todoroki Drabble)

~Touya Todoroki (Dabi)~

Random Dabi Headcannons

Dabi NSFW Thought

You were right (Joining The LOV)

Sketchbook

Dabi Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

Vanish

Heartbreak Tattoos

~Kirishima Eijiro~

Hoodie

Soft Valentine's Day 2022 Oneshot

Soft Valentine's Day 2022 Playlist

Spicy Valentine's Day 2022 Playlist

Random Relationship Headcannons

Kirishima Simps & Kinnies Playlist

*breaks down the door*

GIMME MORE SERO SHIT HOE

{I am not paying for that door}

MY POOR DOOR T-T

Y'all didn’t really plan it, It sorta just happened

You guys were just vibing in his hammock together talking about random things but one thing lead to another

He definitely initiated it

I mean how could he not? He thought you were just so cute as you rambled on and on nearly putting Midoriya to shame

It was slow, his much large hand settled on the nape of your neck 

You fully expected it to be awkward when you pulled apart for air, finally remembering to breathe

But no. It wasn’t awkward, he just grinned, kissed you on the forehead and asked you to continue talking.

The only problem was; you couldn’t remember what you were saying beforehand

Nobody's POV

“So what do we do now?” your purple-haired boyfriend sighed leaning against a wall.

“I dunno, we could play UNO or something” you shrugged bored, a few hours ago you see, the both of you had been kidnapped.

Did they lure you with cute animals? Maybe

Did you fall for it? Yep

-Flashback-

Y/n was walking down the sidewalk when a van pulled up beside them. “Hey, you wanna come  look at some puppies?” a woman asked from the driver's side window piquing their curiosity.

“Puppies? Sorry I would like to but I have to get home” you apologized knowing that you and Shinsou had plans that evening. 

“You sure? Their really adorable puppies” The lady persisted as you thought about it “hmmm, alrighty” you shrugged again wanting to see how cute these puppies really are, so you settled between the lady and a big dude that low-key looked like Larry the Cable guy.

“Do you guys think we could swing by my place to pick up my boyfriend though?” you asked innocently as tey snickered lightly, 

“oh yeah sure,” the man said amused “yeah ‘it’s no problem, the more the merrier” the woman laughed.

And off you three went to kidnap your poor boyfriend.

-Flashback Over-

“At least we got to see the puppies” you laughed, and you weren’t wrong exactly since they did let you play with five different puppies and a small black cat before locking the two of you up in a storage room. 

“Really y/n that’s what you’re thinking about? We literally got kidnapped” the purple-haired male laughed lightly as you rummaged through the boxes for something to cure your boredom before gasping.

“We’re saved!” you shouted having found many items among the boxes but none more important to you than what you had clutched in your hand

“No- we’re not saved, you just found duct tape” Shinsou sighed rolling his eyes “duct tape, being saved, it’s the same thing” you shrugged your shoulders.

“.....Is it really though?” the man narrowed his eyes at you only slightly amused at this point.

“No, it’s really not” The third voice sighed suddenly on the other side of the door as a large crashing sound rang occurred, causing the locked door to fall completely off it’s hinges revealing a clearly tired Aizawa.

It was fine though since he was used to this happening since you seemed to get kidnapped at least six times a day “Let’s go” as so, ya’ll go home and Aizawa locked you in your room for the next fifteen hours to make sure you didn’t get kidnapped for a little bit.

-End

Father...feed me more spicy iida content

Thinking About…

Thinking about Tenya coming home from a long, stressful day at work in need of some relief. And who better to help him than his amazing spouse? Tied to the bed using his belt and blindfolded with the silk tie he keeps in his closet for special occasions as he uses you as his own personal fleshlight all while he whispers the sweetest praise in your ear.

💥 With all his training he didn’t even realize it was his birthday

💥And his mother didn’t bother reminding him, deciding to call you instead

💥And you were excited, immediately running to Kirishima’s room knowing he would help you plan something, anything

💥You were correct and the both of you started planning, with your wonderful Boyfriend Katsuki none the wiser

💥The both of you managed to plan an entire night of festivities even including midoriya in said planning seeing as he’s known katsuki the longest

💥”Alright so Kirishima, you can distract him while me and the class set up the party” you confirmed as the redhead nodded along smiling

💥And so, Kirishima left to go drag bakugou out of the dorms for the next four-five hours

💥”Okay midoriya let’s get to work!”