"Can We Please Get This Figured Out?" You Pleaded Looking At The Clock In Your Office As Two Of Your

Key:

F/F=Favorite Food

"Is that a dead body?" Kirishima asked firefly as he recalled you promising not to bring your deceased 'clients' back to the house

"maybeeee?" You said innocently as if you hadn't been dragging the corpse of a 140 pounds man through your shared house

"that is a dead body, I can see it right in front of me"

"uhhhh, I'll have it clean before dinner" you swore hoping your partner would let it slide

Relief flooded your system as he sighed again and waved you off, disappointment flashing across his face as he continued on his day

"Dinner should be done in 20"

"yes sir" you playfully saluted the pro hero before continuing to drag the corpse into the basement

-15 Minutes Later

"Kiri! I got everything cleaned up!" You called as you trenched up the stairs, no signs of your previous activities present.

"I'm in the kitchen!" Your favorite redhead shouted

"Everything's cleaned up" you said as you perched on the counter next to him as he cooked F/F

"That's good" he smiled softly, not exactly meeting your eyes, a pang of guilt hit, your gaze gluing itself to the floor.

"I'm sorry" you mumbled still not looking up, knowing you had broken your promise.

"For what?" He asked coming to stand between your legs. "For bringing another body home" you clarified as he gripped your face softly in his hands.

"It's alright, I'm not mad, as long as it's all cleaned up" he forgave as he kissed your forehead softly.

Once again, despite the decapitated head in your basement, everything was at piece again.

What the Obey Me! Cast does after breaking up with you

It was mutual and you both stayed friends afterwards: 

Lucifer, Satan, Barbatos

Stalks you after the breakup:

Leviathan, Mammon, Solomon

He broke it off with you:

Asmodeus, Diavolo

No. There was no breakup:

Beelzebub, Simeon

Kills You:

Belphegor

This man has a Sir kink while he’s toppin. I will not be elaborating

This man is a switch, but when he bottoms he is such a BRAT

Like you wanna play brat tamer? He’s ya man.

He is an aftercare KING

Please don’t pull his hair very hard, poor boy has a sensitive scalp

Don’t let his attitude fool you he gets flustered over something as simple as a brush of skin while passing an object

Monoma is very loud. Like he WHIMPERS so loud his neighbors can’t help but avert their eyes as the two of you walk past.

Willing to experiment with anything that doesn’t involve bodily fluids

He’s so mellow after he’s gotten laid, it’s like he’s a whole different person

🎊The night started out very elegant

🎊Fancy dinner at an even fancier restaurant

🎊Fine aged wine from 1988

🎊All courtesy of Endeavors credit card💅

🎊The waiter wasn't subtle while checking you out👀

🎊But the squad glared daggers at them🤐

🎊Talked and reminisced all throughout dinner

🎊After the countdown y'all stayed the night at Tsu's place

🎊It turned into a self-care sleepover💅

🎊Great way to start the year right?

🎊Entire group passed out in a cuddle pile and slept till 12pm😴

Can I get some comfort headcanons for Miruko with a s/o who’s afraid of thunder?

I'm not sure how well I'll be able to pull it off but I'm going to try. It should be up really soon :)

(TW: Smoking)

“Seroooo, pass the blunt” you whined as he snorted “how? my arm fell asleep 10 minutes ago”

Which is a valid excuse since you guys had been smoking and cuddling for the past two hours and you may or may not be using his arm as a headrest.

“I don’t know but you’re taking up the whole bed” you complained as he chuckled tapping the ash off what was left of the joint the two of you had been passing around. 

“Ya know if Iida smells the smoke we’re as good as dead” you mused relaxing into the bed as Sero laughed “He gonna do us how he did Stain” you both laughed at that knowing if Iida was around you’d be verbally or physically torn to shreds

It was late and after all the training Aizawa had ya’ll doing this week this late-night smoke n’ cuddle session was just what the both of you needed.

“Ya know your mom would probably kill us before Iida did right?” you laughed as his face paled 

“Don’t remind me” he mumbled pulling you in closer regardless of not being able to feel one of his arms. 

“You sleepy?” you smiled stroking his hair as he hummed, his face buried in the juncture between your neck and shoulder as you laughed “alright let’s go to sleep” you yawned before settling in, knowing good and well you weren’t supposed to be in his room after curfew.

‘That’s for tomorrow me anyways’

⚡He is very, very affectionate

⚡He also enjoys a certain level of PDA {Hand holding, making out, flirting}

⚡His flirting tones down but never disappears because it's just a part of his personality

⚡He prefers to lay on your chest [regardless of size] instead of spooning

⚡Skateboarding late at night, and living off energy drinks is pretty normal for you guys

⚡Sometimes when he's flustered his quirk sparks off, and occasionally zaps you

⚡He feels super bad when it does though and will hide in his room

⚡You do go in a reassure him, and once he's convinced your okay he goes back to his regular self

⚡He's always fidgeting, like always

⚡He likes to play with your hair [Regardless of length]

⚡He keeps a guitar stored deep in his closet, safe from any damage that may come to it