Cowboy Beel Drabble

🏐This precious boi is such a simp

🏐 He likes to be the little spoon while cuddling

🏐Sometimes he gets insecure about his height but you're always there to make him feel better

🏐 You both like to spam your friends with memes

🏐 Sometimes you'll prank call team members with him

🏐You like to play with his hair a lot (but like same)

🏐He was one of those sticky iPad kids

🏐Also one of those kids to go up to strangers and ask "do you have games on your phone?"

🏐Late night chaos in abandoned parking lots are common with the two of you {Sometimes Hinata comes along}

🏐Ocassionally he'll have his hair down [ex: after a shower] but either way, it's super soft

🏐He had an 'emo' phase

Thinking about….

Thinking about big, bulky, men who could easily crush you if they aren’t careful. Men that have to restrain themselves or you might die from lack of oxygen. Thinking the most about the moment you ask them to be rough with you, the way your stomach bulges from the sheer size of them and the way seeing themselves through your skin gets them off even faster. The way their eyes roll back when you groan out and beg them to choke you, their hands so much bigger compared to yours that they easily wrap around your neck and they pound into you. 

-BEELZEBUB, TOJI, SUKUNA, KIRISHIMA, BOKUTO, YAMI, and whoever else you think might fit this :)

🐙This poor boy, very touch starved

🦑You are the more dominant one in the relationship

🐙Often helping him with his anxiety

🦑And he loves you for that

🐙You guys frequently visit nearby butterfly houses, as you both have a fascination with the beautiful winged creatures

🦑PDA does not exist in this relationship outside of hand-holding

🐙But at home, you guys cook together and study

🦑He is always the small spoon

🐙You guys also steal each other's hoodies, and it works because yours are mostly oversized

🦑Mirio and Nejire helped you guys get together in the beginning

🐙Ya'll are anti-social asf

This man has a Sir kink while he’s toppin. I will not be elaborating

This man is a switch, but when he bottoms he is such a BRAT

Like you wanna play brat tamer? He’s ya man.

He is an aftercare KING

Please don’t pull his hair very hard, poor boy has a sensitive scalp

Don’t let his attitude fool you he gets flustered over something as simple as a brush of skin while passing an object

Monoma is very loud. Like he WHIMPERS so loud his neighbors can’t help but avert their eyes as the two of you walk past.

Willing to experiment with anything that doesn’t involve bodily fluids

He’s so mellow after he’s gotten laid, it’s like he’s a whole different person

Simeon was a blanket thief.

It wasn’t his fault, no matter how many blankets the two of you had on your shared bed the poor angel was always cold. You just couldn’t believe it, you guys were literally in hell and though it wasn’t frozen over it sure felt like it especially during the nights. You weren’t doing much better, no matter how little of the blanket you tried to use, you had to admit it was freezing at night but that didn’t mean you left Simeon out to freeze like he keeps unconsciously doing to you.

You had gotten sick on multiple occasions and it had also caused multiple petty arguments that never led to anything. So here you were trying again, layering every blanket you could get your hands on onto the two of you as Simeon cuddled up to your side the same way he does every night as you looked at him sternly “If you steal the blankets, I’m going to put my cold feet on you.” this was the only warning you were going to give him as he rolled his blue eyes at you obviously not taking you seriously “I’m serious Simeon, it’s freaking cold in here” you said before settling in for the night.

The warning did nothing though as once again, you woke up cold once again with Simeon wrapped in a layered cocoon on the other side of the bed sleeping peacefully and probably warmer as well. So, you went through with your threat, finding a loosely unwrapped section of blanket right on his lower back. You moved the blankets and pressed your cold ass hands against the exposed skin causing your angel lover to let out a shocked gasp as he sat up letting the blankets fall off him “what was that for?” he asked, whining as you laughed and shrugged

“At least it wasn’t my feet?”

If I was a rat

MC: Hey Barb, I have a question

Barbatos: (Already sensing some bullshit) What is it MC?

MC: Would you still love me if I was a rat?

Barbatos: Who said I loved you now?? (He definitely does)

MC: But what if I was a rat???

Barbatos: Like Solomon?

MC: Sure🧍

Barbatos: No.

The lights were bright, streets barren of any light because of how late it was. Yet here you are, speeding down the road, moving 100 mph. Your husband grinned rolling the windows down as far as they would go as the two of you blasted your shared playlist over the radio.

Though the sky was pretty, the sight next to you was even better: the blonde pro hero dressed in dark colors from head to toe as the jewelry that decorated his ears and lip sparkled in the moonlight. All you could do was grin right back at him, your stomach turning with excitement and nerves.

“Kat, where are we going?” you asked as he shrugged, the tattoo on his torso slightly exposed as the shirt rode up with the motion “wherever we want, we don’t need a plan”.

Honestly, you couldn’t think straight all you could focus on was the way his hands gripped the steering wheel so relaxed yet the veins on his hands so prominent as the rings that adorned his hand alongside the one from your guys’ wedding looked as if they were made to be worn in a moment such as this. 

“Turn up the radio will ya?” he asked softly nodding towards the stereo as you nodded face heating up at his soft demeanor. It was rare you guys got to go out like this, with you both being pro heroes and all, it was even rarer that the two of you were alone for more than 10 minutes with your guys’ dog being a very clingy creature.

There was something about the way Katsuki drove that sent alarms to your brain, not the bad kind though, the sexual tension in the vehicle was so thick you could cut it with a knife but neither of you made a move to tone it down as the blonde pulled into an empty clearing off the road.

The stars replaced the bright traffic lights leaving the two of you in the dark, as you feel the ringed hands of your husband wrap around your torso as he gently pulled you over the center console and onto his lap

And the rest of the time in the car ya’ll…….wrestled.Yep, ya’ll love wrestling, why else would the car be shaking so violently🤨

Another brother who’s ego wouldn’t allow him to just outright confess

He’d try though, but the tsundere tendencies are just too strong

What do you mean he can’t just hog your every conscious (and unconscious) moment?

His crows are always bringing you shiny things

Tries to confess through an ‘anonymous’ letter but fails miserably since his handwriting is almost impossible to read

One thing he does successfully is teach you the basics of gambling much to Lucifers displeasure

Throws a fit though when you beat him at literally anything

Fall asleep alone? Don’t expect to wake up that way.

He’s basically a golden retriever in denial 

NSFW

He has the ‘sex on a bed of money’ fantasy so often it’s crazy

A sucker for some sloppy ass head

Quickies in casino bathrooms are a common occurrence ‘for good luck’

He won’t say it but he loves biting, being bit, just mark this dude up

He’ll experiment with anything that doesn't involve sharing

The twins and Levi hate when he gets laid cause he’s so loud

A switch through and through

Lowkey a perv in denial

Will send you spicy pictures n’ videos while you’re in class just to see you flustered

You had wondered why he was spending so much more time in the office.

You almost wished you had minded your own business because nothing could hurt more than the sight in front of you. He hadn’t even spotted you yet, busy paying attention to the blonde under his desk, his secretary you realize. The very woman he had told you not to worry about."We're just coworkers Y/N” he had promised but he was a demon now, his promises meant nothing but stupidly you had hung onto every single one trusting that the love of your life wouldn’t lead you on and lie to you, a mistake on your part you’re now realizing as you watch him with his head tossed back in pleasure a look you knew well. Tears pricked your eyes as your chest felt tight, suffocating almost as you stood there frozen. A sniffle escaping you as you fight off the urge to collapse into a sobbing mess in front of all of his already gossiping coworkers, that sniffle was enough to alert his senses to your presence as he quickly pushed the blonde away, “Y/n what’re you doing here?” he asked shocked as he attempted to straighten out his clothes “I came to bring you lunch but that was clearly a mistake” you spat no longer caring about protecting his public image “Y/n it’s not what it looks like I promise” he swore walking towards you as if you were a hurt animal in need of rescuing “oh so your dick wasn’t just down her throat?” you ask sarcastically knowing good and well that you had caught him, and no matter how much it hurt you had to end things or he would only do it again. “Well, it was but I promise you it didn’t mean anything” he attempted to soothe you but it only made you see red through your tears as people gathered around to watch the spectacle all he did was throw around promises as if they meant anything to you anymore. “Do you think I’m stupid Lucifer? Do you think so lowly of me that you would consider this okay??” You hiccuped trying not to cry in front of him as he quickly shook his head “No of course not my love-” “Don’t call me that” you snapped shoving his lunch into his chest angrily knowing he was much too prideful to defend his actions against you not that it would fix anything cause you both knew, despite everything you’ve been through, that the two of you were over and there was nothing as painful as as the look of regret you could see in his bright red eyes before you turned away. As you walked away, you did so with the knowledge that you would no longer be hanging onto the promises of a man who could so easily betray you for who knows how long while you were waiting for his return.