If I Was A Rat

If I was a rat

MC: Hey Barb, I have a question

Barbatos: (Already sensing some bullshit) What is it MC?

MC: Would you still love me if I was a rat?

Barbatos: Who said I loved you now?? (He definitely does)

MC: But what if I was a rat???

Barbatos: Like Solomon?

MC: Sure🧍

Barbatos: No.

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3 years ago
👽Mina Had Convinced You To Go Out To A Nearby Party With Her

👽Mina had convinced you to go out to a nearby party with her

👽She had worn a short black mini dress covered in black glitter and matching shoes

👽Everybody else was too tired from practice to go with you guys

👽So it was just the two of you

👽Ya'll dance the night away to lots of different songs

👽You fought a few different people when they tried to hit on her

👽Like nope, that's your girl, nobody else's

👽And she was oblivious to it all, too busy dancing to notice

👽After though, ya'll go to get something to eat

👽Didn't make it home till sunrise

👽Ya'll crash in your room, and you loaned her a hoodie to sleep in


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2 years ago
🦾Wants You To Sit On Him While He Does Push-ups

🦾Wants you to sit on him while he does push-ups

🦾 Lives for cuddling

🦾Will whine if you don’t shower him with affection

🦾Hates bugs with a passion though

🦾Except for spiders, he actually loves spiders

🦾Like he’s a little obsessed (he owns every spider squishmallows)

🦾But if you don’t like spiders or are scared of them he can take care of it

🦾Took you to watch a street race once but it was super cold

🦾Ya’ll buy each other flowers on bad days

🦾His favorite flowers are Lilies

🦾He bought yall matching pajamas

🦾Like bro why is he so cute

🦾Ya’ll be crocheting plushies you find online together

🦾Likes to watch satisfying TikTok’s before bed 


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1 year ago
What The Obey Me! Cast Does After Breaking Up With You

What the Obey Me! Cast does after breaking up with you

It was mutual and you both stayed friends afterwards: 

Lucifer, Satan, Barbatos

Stalks you after the breakup:

Leviathan, Mammon, Solomon

He broke it off with you:

Asmodeus, Diavolo

No. There was no breakup:

Beelzebub, Simeon

Kills You:

Belphegor


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3 years ago
💥He Doesn't

💥He doesn't

💥With his pride and stubborn personality just wouldn't allow it

💥Plus what if he got rejected?

💥So instead Kirishima (and the rest of the bakusquad) do it for him

💥They already know that he won't do it

💥So they leave notes in both of your lockers, stating that the other would like to meet them

💥You both show up confused asf

💥But end up figuring out what happened

💥neither of you were stupid and the bakusquad wasn't exactly subtle about it either

💥It ended well though, with both of you confessing your romantic interest towards each other

💥And the bakusquad cheering from a nearby bush of course


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1 year ago

Hiii, i was wondering if you could please write a bnha Aizawa oneshot (or drabble) in which he has a daughter and he dreamed she died in his arms but she was safe and sound sleeping in her bedroom 🩵 thanks you🩵

Hiii, I Was Wondering If You Could Please Write A Bnha Aizawa Oneshot (or Drabble) In Which He Has A

I hope it's ok that I used Y/N as the name cause I couldn't think of anything else.

It was dark.

Much darker than any of his dreams had ever been before, with nothing but darkness everywhere he looked. 

Or so he thought.

Glancing to his right, his gaze landed on something he’d hoped he would never encounter; his child, facing off against the very nomu that messed him up at the USJ. His panic flared as his heart beat quicker than it had in a long time, but he couldn’t move. Something had him stuck in place as he watched his daughter fight the nomu using the capture weapon he himself had taught her to use. She put up a good fight, despite how much it hurt to watch as the nomu threw her to the ground over and over again he still couldn’t move no matter how hard he tried as she lost more and more blood, slowing her down enough for the nomu to get devastating hits on her, the sounds of bones breaking all too loud for him to handle as tears gathered at his lash-line. 

Finally, when it seemed she could no longer get up off the ground was he able to move as he sprinted towards her as her body twitched and limbs were splayed out in directions that surely weren’t natural. “Y/N, wake up” he said frantically, lightly smacking her face in an attempt to wake her from a slumber that seemed all too eternal. But it was no use, as her breathing slowed until it stopped all together and sobs wracked his body. She was dead.Waking with a gasp, sweat poured from his body and tears he hadn’t even noticed stained his face as he tried to ground himself, telling himself it was only a dream but it was in vain as his breathing only sped up as he rushed out of bed and into the hallway. He had to make sure she was ok, that she was here, that she was breathing. Quietly, he opened her door, wincing at the sound it made as it eased open revealing the dimly lit room where Y/N lay sleeping. Walking closer, he watched relieved as her chest rose and fell, a sure sign that she was breathing. Sitting on the ground against her bed, he let relief flood his body now that he was sure of his daughters safely if only for now.


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2 years ago
OBEY ME MASTERLIST

OBEY ME MASTERLIST

MHA MASTERLIST

Green Text: Haiykuu!

Blue Text: Attack On Titan

Red Text: Jujustu Kaisen

~Kenma Kozume~

Cookies

Relationship Headcannons

Kenma Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Kenma Late Night Playlist

Kenma Late Night Headcannons

~Yu Nishinoya~

Random Relationship Headcannons

Nishinoya Simps & Kinnies Playlist

~Kita Shinsuke~

Random Relationship Headcannons

Kita Simps & Kinnies Playlist

~Kuroo Tetsuro~

Innuendo

~Tobio Kageyama~

Cuddling Relationship Headcannons

Cuddling Playlist

Kageyama Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Random Relationship Headcannons

~Levi Ackerman~

Soft Morning Headcannons

Sacrifice

Crush Headcannons

~Toji Fushiguro~

Toji Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

DILF Toji Drabble

Random Toji Drabble

~Nanami Kento~

Forgotten

Christmas Headcannons

~Geto Suguru~

Serial Killer Geto Drabble

Suguru Geto Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

~Gojo Satoru~

Gojo Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

~Sukuna~

Rockstar Headcannons

Sukuna Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

~Misc. (Things With Too Many Characters or too few works)~

Gen Relationship Kiyoko & Yachi Headcannons

Characters As Different Romance Tropes

Geto + Gojo x Reader Drabble

Sacrifice

Hinata Shoyo Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

Siren


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