Simp-thingz - -Simp_Thingz-

💥 With all his training he didn’t even realize it was his birthday

💥And his mother didn’t bother reminding him, deciding to call you instead

💥And you were excited, immediately running to Kirishima’s room knowing he would help you plan something, anything

💥You were correct and the both of you started planning, with your wonderful Boyfriend Katsuki none the wiser

💥The both of you managed to plan an entire night of festivities even including midoriya in said planning seeing as he’s known katsuki the longest

💥”Alright so Kirishima, you can distract him while me and the class set up the party” you confirmed as the redhead nodded along smiling

💥And so, Kirishima left to go drag bakugou out of the dorms for the next four-five hours

💥”Okay midoriya let’s get to work!” 

Stuff In My Drafts

Dude is so shy he’d probably confess accidentally

Through memes no less

Levi gets so pouty if you leave him on delivered or read without responding

He reads and writes Ruri-chan fanfic and he’d probably write mc x reader fic

Needs reassurance that he’s not a total failure throughout the day

Someone help this dude clean his room please

Never forgets to feed Henry 2.0 but somehow goes hours before remembering to feed himself

He will info-dump about his interests for hours if you let him (please let him)

Will 100% want to do a couples cosplay

NSFW

A bottom. That’s it. No explanation.

He’s an underwear thief so lock up your laundry

Ya’ll will fuck against the wall connecting his room to Mammon's just for shits n giggles

He collects double sided monster dildos to share with you

Very wary about experimenting so ease him into it

Sexting and phone sex are more common than quickies for y'all

Tie him up n fuck him in his demon form

He has a praise kink (Call him a good boy n’ he’ll melt)

Make him beg and don’t let him cum till he does<3

Katsuki never liked the rain.

In fact, it was his least favorite type of weather. That was, until you. Kissing you in the rain like one of those cheesy romance movies he’d always grumble about (but secretly got invested in), sharing umbrellas with you tucked under his arm, he even confessed to you on a rainy day. All these memories had changed how he felt about the rain to the point he even looked forward to rainy days just so he could cuddle up to you with a good book by the window. Rainy days with you slowly became something he loved. Something he cherished.

When he died, so did your love for rainy days.

Everyday felt like a rainy day without him. And knowing how he had grown up hating rain yet fate had decided he should die in it, it was safe to say you’d never love another rainy day the same way again. All it did was remind you of that awful day. The day you sat glued to the television as the war raged on in both your city and your heart watching as he, his friends, and the pro’s fought long and hard only for him to be taken from you in the end. It felt like drowning in the very same rain he had kissed you in. 

You never liked the rain. 

Satan isn’t as emotionally inept as his brothers thanks to his large collection of romance novels

His confession is simple and occurs casually during a late night reading session

He’s on the devildom equivalent of booktok

Another info-dumping demon 

You are an honorary Anti-Lucifer League member even if you don’t participate in the chaos

The two of you + Simeon basically have a mini book club

Anger issues where? Just kidding you should probably hide to avoid flying objects

He wouldn’t hurt you on purpose but accidents happen

Probably best to give him some space to cool down.

NSFW

Switch but mainly tops.

Will fuck you against any surface Lucifer may come into contact with just out of spite

Like, for example, the door to Lucifer’s office. While he’s still inside. 

Choking kink, whether it be him choking you or vice versa he loves it

Choking him while you’re on top is basically giving him a glimpse of heaven when his eyes roll back.

Also loves fucking you in collars and choker necklaces.

Will leave hickeys on your other pact marks as an extra ‘fuck you’

Dirty talk consists mainly of things he read in a book

His pullout game is STRONG  (unlike your legs when he’s finished)

Nobody lives forever. Nor did you ever intend to, no matter what anybody did to try and convince you to accept the extended life span you simply couldn’t. Immortality seemed to be such a cold and lonely thing. The brothers begged and the angels pleaded with you to do it for them not understanding any of the downsides that came with immortality. So when you lose your life at the hands of a jealous succubus everybody is distraught. There was nothing they could do, nothing you would let them do to help you. All they could do was make sure you were comfortable as the demon's magic slowly and painfully ate at your body from the inside out, shutting it down with extreme agony they were sure but you never showed it. Never let them see the pain as you coughed up blood, and definitely didn’t let them see the way fear crept into your eyes at the thought of leaving them all behind in such a painful way. 

But there was nothing they could do. No amount of anguish or rage would fix this and when the time came to say goodbye nobody could bear to show up. Nobody could bear to watch the  life fade from your eyes and you died alone. Alone, and in pain, but understanding nonetheless, the same way you’d always been. You had no regrets though, you never wanted them to witness your quick deterioration for you knew where you’d end up when all of this was over.

Hey bestieee can I have spicy sero headcanons about anothing really thanksss

~Roran

Ok, I know this is pretty basic but this man LIVES for bondage. Like please tie him up or let him tie you up🪢

If y'all are smoking he will blow LITERAL smoke rings between your thighs🍃

He is an aftercare KING most of the time but others, he is passed out

He will bottom if as long as you ask nicely~

Dirty talk level 100 in both English and Spanish

He has a sex playlist but he’s always switching the music on it🎶

Pull his hair every once and awhile

He isn’t the loudest but he’s loud enough that people won’t walk past the door when you guys are fucking

Semi-public sexcapades aren’t uncommon for the two of you

He doesn’t mind inviting Mina or Denki to join/watch if ya catch my drift👀

💥He's torn between angry and concerned

💥 Like you hardly ever get sick but the *one* time you get stuck in the rain🌧

💥 You get sick😷

💥 Which sucks for him cause he doesn't wanna miss class

💥 But he doesn't wanna be around all those 'extras' while you're stuck in bed sick

💥So he takes fantastic care of you

💥 He'll act like he hates doing it but we all know😏

💥He *loves* taking care of you😌💅

💥"Your lucky I'm doing this"

💥"You literally don't have to though, I'll probably be sleeping it off"😒

💥"Shut up dumbass"👹