HELP I LOVE THIS

I need everyone to know I was a haymitch fan before sunrise on the reaping came out

Time travel au where all the Jedi wake up in Attack of the Clones after dying. The ones that died sooner just walk it off like it’s a weird dream. Everyone who died in order 66 is confused but maybe it’s a vision? Most of the inquisitors either panic or run to the nearest mind healer and burst into tears or trauma dump. Caleb Dume/Kanan is absolutely convinced he’s dead and this is the after life and no one can convince him otherwise. Obi-wan Kenobi sees smol Anakin and goes ‘shit just keeps happening huh’.

Ashoka Tano is disturbingly wise and knowledgeable for a youngling. Cal Kestis jumps up from class, yells “not today satan” stabs his crechemaster and jumps out the window (he thinks he got caught by the empire and drugged or something), he steals a ship and makes it all the way to Bogano and picks up BD-1 before Cordova find him getting his ass beat by local wildlife and drags him back to Coruscant. Cere is doing her best to comfort Jaro Tapal but he’s not reassured that Cal jumps out of windows all the time.

Plo Koon and Shaak Ti are scheming to get their sons back. Anakin is busy having a breakdown. Grogu just keeps asking for his Buir. Yoda, always ready for drama, let’s Caleb tell him all about his life and his family, asks what his padawan would want him to do. Caleb thinks about this for a minute and nods to himself. He builds a pipe bomb and duct tapes it to the bottom of Palpatines chair. And steals all the credits stashed in his desk.

The most accurate thing ever /j

Sausage: I never get sick, I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple! Joey: Open to everyone, day or night!

Well this was fun.

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RETURN OF THE KING

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Ok so random thought but I need a Criminal Minds X What We Do In The Shadows fan fic. I just need the team investigating all the freaking Larpers Guillermo keeps feeding to the vampires. And just like I imagine it’s season three before Nandors wedding or just some time when Guillermo hasn’t slept in a week and their just getting investigated by the freaking FBI.

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