Sindarin3lf - Luna

the flute studio

freshman flute: *hugging junior flute*

me: *joins in on hugging*

another freshman flute: *joins hugging on my other side*

junior flute: you are all under my wings

junior flute: CCCAAAAAWWWWWWWW CCCAAAAWWWWWWWW

A fan girl

Sorcerer: I can’t believe I just killed that unicorn Monk: to be fair it was being racist

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

“I have a bedroll and a canteen, can I roll to waterboard him?”

- The neutral good cleric, about the plantation owner we just abducted

DM (as goblin): Holzi eat fresh meat!

Elf Paladin: Holzi… are you Gollum?

Dwarf Barbarian: Oh my god, he is Gollum! We found him in a cave!

Paladin: And you kidnapped him to take him on a journey.

Barbarian: And I’m a small person!