Sindarin3lf - Luna

Warlock-Patron Relationships

DM: So you can have a begrudging relationship, a master-student sort of thing, could even be romantic

Warlock: Wait a second, are you telling me Cthulhu can be my sugar daddy?!

DM: …

“I THROW A SQUID AT HIM. No, wait, it’s cast at second level. I THROW TWO SQUIDS AT HIM”

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

Excited for the new little nightmares, so I turned a physical piece digital (:

never let him forget that he said that

Death Salad

DM: So it turns out that he’s actually a death… sal-ad? No, death slaad.

Ranger PC (to the tune of Fruit Salad by The Wiggles): Death salad, yummy yummy!

Banana?

Korinn-*places banana on alter*

Xavier- “Where did you get the banana?”

Korinn- “From the chest in the ceiling.”

Ea- “Oh! Right the banana!”

Xavier- “So that’s what was in the chest!”

Tolk- “There was a chest?!”