Never Let Him Forget That He Said That

The party was attacked by a colony of wererats in a cave system. The wizard/rogue had a plan to use a scroll of mass teleport to escape, but everyone had to be within 20 feet of him, and the warlock was about to run down a corridor deeper into the wererat colony to take out as many as possible. The paladin cast Compelled Duel on the warlock to force him to attack her and move within 20 feet of the wizard/rogue.

Warlock: I’m going to kill you now!

Paladin: First you have to hit me!

Warlock: What’s your armor class without your armor on?

Paladin: What?

Warlock: I cast Command– “STRIP!”

non-band member: why are you staring so intensely at that paper

band member: im trying to intimidate the music into submission

"First we survive, then we can start looking for our Half-Elf on the Shelf."

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Decided to fuse two Pokémon. Its dragonshrew.