"First We Survive, Then We Can Start Looking For Our Half-Elf On The Shelf."

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

new reaction image

Just a little wall art

Joining because of @trucywright-zander and encouraging anyone who wants to join!

I’m starting a reblog-and-tag game

Make yourself with this picrew (made by the awesome @sangled) and tag up to 8 people! I’ll start

@yume-fanfare @apocalypse–enthusiast @eva-arikuri @zayria @transboyklug @caoomi @arya-art + anyone who is in the mood!

The party was attacked by a colony of wererats in a cave system. The wizard/rogue had a plan to use a scroll of mass teleport to escape, but everyone had to be within 20 feet of him, and the warlock was about to run down a corridor deeper into the wererat colony to take out as many as possible. The paladin cast Compelled Duel on the warlock to force him to attack her and move within 20 feet of the wizard/rogue.

Warlock: I’m going to kill you now!

Paladin: First you have to hit me!

Warlock: What’s your armor class without your armor on?

Paladin: What?

Warlock: I cast Command– “STRIP!”

Death Salad

DM: So it turns out that he’s actually a death… sal-ad? No, death slaad.

Ranger PC (to the tune of Fruit Salad by The Wiggles): Death salad, yummy yummy!

Sorry I am late!

DM (as goblin): Holzi eat fresh meat!

Elf Paladin: Holzi… are you Gollum?

Dwarf Barbarian: Oh my god, he is Gollum! We found him in a cave!

Paladin: And you kidnapped him to take him on a journey.

Barbarian: And I’m a small person!

Druid: Wait, if we hit a dude in the nuts they take force damage?

DM: Yep.

Fighter: Damn. I should have been kicking people more.

Warlock: An eldritch blast to the dick.