Just A Little Wall Art

Context: our half elf fighter took a sip of a mysterious slime which they later found out to be "goblin juice" which turned them green and gave them advantage and bonuses to every roll as well as 22 additional hp but turned them green. The DM was making them roll con saves on each turn during a boss fight.

DM: make a con save

Fighter: ah right, the cocaine save

Wizard/rogue: what happens if they fail the save?

DM: *shrugs and says nothing*

Me: they get consumed by the cocaine haze

the flute studio

freshman flute: *hugging junior flute*

me: *joins in on hugging*

another freshman flute: *joins hugging on my other side*

junior flute: you are all under my wings

junior flute: CCCAAAAAWWWWWWWW CCCAAAAWWWWWWWW

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

GM: Whoo! More doors!

Druid: Mordor? That’s where the One Ring is kept!

The only thing that keeps me going

Decided to fuse two Pokémon. Its dragonshrew.

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

A fan girl