Sorcerer: I can’t believe I just killed that unicorn Monk: to be fair it was being racist
its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/
💀 my brother in christopher
Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you
Korinn-*places banana on alter*
Xavier- “Where did you get the banana?”
Korinn- “From the chest in the ceiling.”
Ea- “Oh! Right the banana!”
Xavier- “So that’s what was in the chest!”
Tolk- “There was a chest?!”
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
Sorry I am late!
DM: So you can have a begrudging relationship, a master-student sort of thing, could even be romantic
Warlock: Wait a second, are you telling me Cthulhu can be my sugar daddy?!
DM: …