Jason Using His Guns As Blunt Weapons Is So Funny Like Imagine Ur Getting Shot At By The Red Hood, He

Excited for the new little nightmares, so I turned a physical piece digital (:

never let him forget that he said that

The party was attacked by a colony of wererats in a cave system. The wizard/rogue had a plan to use a scroll of mass teleport to escape, but everyone had to be within 20 feet of him, and the warlock was about to run down a corridor deeper into the wererat colony to take out as many as possible. The paladin cast Compelled Duel on the warlock to force him to attack her and move within 20 feet of the wizard/rogue.

Warlock: I’m going to kill you now!

Paladin: First you have to hit me!

Warlock: What’s your armor class without your armor on?

Paladin: What?

Warlock: I cast Command– “STRIP!”

This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

Context: our half elf fighter took a sip of a mysterious slime which they later found out to be "goblin juice" which turned them green and gave them advantage and bonuses to every roll as well as 22 additional hp but turned them green. The DM was making them roll con saves on each turn during a boss fight.

DM: make a con save

Fighter: ah right, the cocaine save

Wizard/rogue: what happens if they fail the save?

DM: *shrugs and says nothing*

Me: they get consumed by the cocaine haze

never let him forget that he said that

Just a little wall art

Instrument: flat

Me: *pushes in*

Instrument: sharp

Me: what do you want from me

(One shot that turned into a campaign)

Me, bard/angelic succubus (talking about astral dreadnaught)-I’m gonna polymorph it into an exact version of it with a dick

Me(still talking about astral dreadnaught)-Ima be nice and warm in its foreskin